Damn. Alright alright, i get it. I was just being intentionally over-the-top in trying to add levity and silliness to an otherwise evil rant...I stand by much of what I said about Marriage AND Divorce, based in large part on the anecdotal and statistical evidence mentioned here and in the past.

I am not cyberstalking anyone especially Holly; and she is loved by just about EVERYONE here (even Jeff Steward wants to gag factor her, and that is as much respect that Jeff gives any woman.) She is quite simply the coolest, nicest, self-deprecating chick I have met in the industry, and she is fun to talk with, be around, and to flatter and flirt. She is a friend with whom a guy can joke around with in ways he cant with most other chicks. But all our handful of regular female posters here are awesome and have their own redeeming qualities (Gigi, Ceara, Gia....but as cool as say, Gia is, can you imagine me joking with her like I just did with Holly? No, Gia is more serious and edgy, but that is GOOD too...)

I intentionally exagerrate and go over-the-top....but let me clue you in kids, there is NOT that much fun and interesting shit to write about today in Porn compared to 2 years ago, a time when people like to remind ME that I was writing stuff that really captured peoples' attention...well sorry, the Business is in the crapper relatively speaking, so I choose to just write about myself and what I think about certain things or people. And there is no more worthy a subject to mention often than Holly...and I know she is giggling at what I write and that is all that matters...if you ever are close to her and see her smile you will understand. Fuck it, I think XPT should have a huge Holly Picture (like her holding her greenbeans) flashing off to the right emphasizing XPT: The Coolest Porn Board around! Where Holly Randall hangs out to have her Vegetables Fertilized!

But I thank everyone (especially sooper dooper griz) for their advice and well intentioned words regarding what people think my "issues" might be....truth is I have maybe one or two issues, and the rest is just personality. Again, there just isnt much to write about these days, unless you LIKE the morbid and fucked up aspects of the industry.

And FYI -- I know for a fact that Holly loves many of the people here so it flows both ways. But since we have so few regular female posters, I support the formation of an XPT task force headed by Gia to get and keep more female posters. We just need to resist the easy one-line potshots that come so quickly to our brains when a chick who just did "15 load chug-a-lug Homecoming Party" shows up declaring how she wont work with a certain performer, or is celebrating 4 days "clean and off Meth".