I feel like I am about to jump head first into Brer Rabbit's tar baby, but I am trying to avoid a loathsome task at work today:

1. Aren't you suggesting making Holly your "permanent penile parking place?"

2. Alternatively, are you saying that despite your credo (oft-repeated here) that marriage (and love) are for suckers, insofar as your 'relationship' with Holly, you weren't serious?

3. The situation you described is non-sexual. Someone famous once said, "I mean that is REALLY why people get married, for a permanent fuck partner. Everything else is incidental." Oh, wait, that was YOU, and you said it 10 MINUTES AGO.

4. Since you use your apparent wealth as the lever to accomplish everything in your life, including wooing Holly, ("Shop on my dime and buy whatever she wants, so long as I get one night...") aren't you making her your trophy whore, only without the sex? After all, anyone could hire a chef to make them fucking lambchops.

5. Would you see other whores the other nights, or will your non-sexual dream relationship with Holly be so fulfilling that you will not need sexual contact anymore.

Get help my friend, this cyber stalking is at least as fucked up as Luke's.