ASIDE: I don't view this as a dating site, and I don't see the "talent" and other female posters as possible girlfriends. I don't live in CA, I don't go to the Vegas convention, etc., etc. I do not believe that I will actually ever meet anyone from this site face to face.



Risi IS cute. Mia IS hot.
Mia is THE Elf.


And, I'm a one-ELF-FatMan!