I can assure her that I have a normal sized dick, and if she wishes she could sleep on my couch after I stuck it in her.

Just trying to help.

By the way Risi - I think I'm in love.

James Joyce would be proud of this little stream of consciousness rant:

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RAY: Do you have any sexual fantasies left?

RISI: I don't have anything specific going on in my sexual imaginings... Any sort of desire I might have at the time, I try to fulfill quickly so I can move on. I do think it would be cool to fuck on a pirate ship, I suppose. Just to say I did it.

RAY: On a pirate ship, but not necessarily with a pirate?

RISI: Yeah that would be too cliche... Plus, pirates are dirty. Maybe I'd fuck a cop on a pirate ship. I think cops are hot. But I don't really like to obey the law. And not a girl cop, they're too fat. Except my aunt. My aunt's hot. But then there's the whole incest thing... And that's just wrong.

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