Can we have a fight between Luke and Kurt Lockwood with a LOOSER LEAVES PORN FOR REAL clause?

I think people at XPT should determine what formate it should take,

MMA
BOXING
FAG SLAPPING
COCK FIGHTING....fighting with thier cocks injected with caverjack

Any other additional humiliation for the loser can and should be added. I'm thinking that if one of them actually knocks out the other then that KO'd looser should have Christian sodomize them.