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I’ve decided to abandon blogging on another site and go out into the world to get a real job.

I don’t make enough money off lukeford.net to live in the style to which I have become accustomed.

I bought a suit for $25 Monday at a Jewish charity store on Pico/La Cienega. I also took my undertaker suit and four dirty shirts in for dry cleaning.

This will be a whole new me. I’m sure the disco look will be great for job interviews.

I’m polishing my resume. Is it terribly immoral to drop Mickey Kaus’s name as a reference without getting his permission?

I haven’t had a real job in a decade (instead making my living as a blogger).

It’s not because my conscience is so delicate I don’t want to take money from immoral advertisers. I’m just tired of fighting my religious friends on this.

My Amalekite friends are dubious about my prospects.

Khunrum emails: "I agree with whoever said you were not gay or young enough to be anyone’s private secretary. Why not take my advice and be a mailman? Don’t laugh. You’ll ace the test and with your poor health they’ll have you sorting mail, not carrying it. It must be a great job. Just look at all the Afro Americans who do it….haaaaa! Great benefits too. You’ll be able to afford a new ride. Maybe even a bigger hovel."



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This is pretty pathetic. I think Luke's biggest problem isn't his health, isn’t his religious friends, it's not even that he was a Porn Bloger. Luke’s problem, like all whores and whore-mongers, is LAZYNESS. What the fuck did he do in the past 3 years that would have required more than 2-6 hours of his time in a week? Fuck, he never even scratched the surface of taking advantage of the traffic to his site. He SHOULD have had a real job and the bog.

It is poetic that he does become a civil servant. The KIND OF A HOLE that makes my life MISERABLE for finite moments.

I wonder if Luke or any of the people applauding this great "move" realize that lazy people will always remain that way. I feel somebody should put porn's BIGGEST cautionary tale out of his misery. I can see Luke pissing off a crazy postal co-worker and you can write the rest.