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#282495 - 10/21/07 06:17 AM Question for Christian
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I know you're into bodybuilding chicks. Have you fucked, are you fucking as we speak, or do you have plans to fuck Cindy Muscles? I came across her escort page and had to ask.






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#282496 - 10/21/07 10:37 AM Re: Question for Christian
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That's a woman?
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#282497 - 10/21/07 11:36 AM Re: Question for Christian
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even triple x gotta have some standards right?

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#282498 - 10/21/07 11:42 AM Re: Question for Christian
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That thing has a figure like a mini fridge.
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#282499 - 10/21/07 01:01 PM Re: Question for Christian
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evan stone?
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#282500 - 10/21/07 01:03 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

evan stone?




Thank you. I wanted to say that but I blanked out on the name.

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#282501 - 10/21/07 01:46 PM Re: Question for Christian
Malcolm Y Offline
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that _is_ christian in drag.

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#282502 - 10/21/07 01:50 PM Re: Question for Christian
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i would probably wait for her to get implants. but it might be fun one time. why not?
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#282503 - 10/21/07 01:53 PM Re: Question for Christian
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lets keep the talk about good looking women ok nothing against muscles but it belongs on guys ok or at least dont get naked if you are a woman and look like that we dont need to lower the standard of the industry any more ok what do you think people outside the industry think when they see that its not good that much i can say so lets stick to women and leave the men for gym or the gays

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#282504 - 10/21/07 01:57 PM Re: Question for Christian
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but it might be fun one time. why not?




Cindy or Evan?

Or both?
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#282505 - 10/21/07 01:57 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Wow, something actually kind of mean from DownWithFags.

I'm kinda surprised actually.
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#282506 - 10/21/07 02:09 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Christian, I have additional questions.

Have you had sex with midgets and/or dwarves? Would you?

" " " " " " " Janet Reno?

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#282507 - 10/21/07 02:16 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

i would probably wait for her to get implants. but it might be fun one time. why not?




Good god, man. The question was (mostly) rhetorical.
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#282508 - 10/21/07 02:38 PM Re: Question for Christian
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is the pope catholic? i thought you guys knew me better than that by now.



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#282509 - 10/21/07 02:42 PM Re: Question for Christian
Malcolm Y Offline
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#282510 - 10/21/07 02:43 PM Re: Question for Christian
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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PLEASE NO JANET RENO PORN!!

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#282511 - 10/21/07 03:35 PM Re: Question for Christian
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I guess the only question left is to ask what Christian wouldn't have sex with?

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#282512 - 10/21/07 04:07 PM Re: Question for Christian
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BACK OFF, Christian!!
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#282513 - 10/21/07 04:09 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

is the pope catholic? i thought you guys knew me better than that by now.








LOL...you posted it!
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#282514 - 10/21/07 07:48 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

I'm pretty close to speechless. There's so much contrast going on in that photo.




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#282515 - 10/21/07 07:50 PM Re: Question for Christian
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damn. the second pic was tos'd! come on, what was it? what was it?
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#282516 - 10/21/07 07:52 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

damn. the second pic was tos'd! come on, what was it? what was it?



My friend, some questions are better left unasked. Judging by the first pic, it could have literally been anything.
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#282517 - 10/21/07 09:37 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

is the pope catholic? i thought you guys knew me better than that by now.









Everything I have heard (but not personally experienced) tells me a Blow job by a midget chick is unreal...they do an amazing job, I am told. I just cant quite bring myself to do anything shorter than moi...
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#282518 - 10/22/07 03:49 AM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

Everything I have heard (but not personally experienced) tells me a Blow job by a midget chick is unreal...they do an amazing job, I am told. I just cant quite bring myself to do anything shorter than moi...




My wife's 4'10" and 95 lbs. That's as close to a midget as I'll ever get.
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#282519 - 10/22/07 01:23 PM Re: Question for Christian
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im 4'10 and about 90 lbs.... but its all about normal limbs... and that visual is just way too weird...
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#282520 - 10/22/07 02:40 PM Re: Question for Christian
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im 4'10 and about 90 lbs.... but its all about normal limbs... and that visual is just way too weird...





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#282521 - 10/22/07 03:04 PM Re: Question for Christian
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this picture kills me. i think he was yelling for brooke at the time.


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#282522 - 10/22/07 04:05 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Posts: 1681
Quote:

im 4'10 and about 90 lbs.... but its all about normal limbs... and that visual is just way too weird...




Tiny chicks with normal limbs rock! CXXX, I'm sure there can be pleasure found in fucking midgets. Some farmers will tell you there's no feeling as good as cornholing a sheep, and maybe they're right too. Don't wanna find out on either account, though.
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#282523 - 10/22/07 04:37 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Shhhhhh. Don't mention the sheep, unless you want to hear about the one that broke his heart. (And ran off with his wallet.)

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#282524 - 10/22/07 04:49 PM Re: Question for Christian
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Shannon Kelly [for any, who like me, might not ahve exactly known who she was ... and to tempt her to post better pics]



I'm guessing you weighed 75 pounds pre-surgery...












btw, Happy Birthday next month ... since I'm not going to remember then ....

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#282525 - 10/22/07 04:50 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

Shhhhhh. Don't mention the sheep, unless you want to hear about the one that broke his heart. (And ran off with his wallet.)



You mean this one? Her last words were fuck ewe.




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#282526 - 10/22/07 04:55 PM Re: Question for Christian
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#282527 - 10/22/07 05:15 PM Re: Question for Christian
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My search for Shannon Kelly pix turned these up:

pic one



pic two

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#282528 - 10/22/07 05:38 PM Re: Question for Christian
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It's in the wrong hole.
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#282529 - 10/22/07 05:39 PM Re: Question for Christian
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I am down for the steroided gym rat chickies but I hate fake tits.
Bring on the hormone induced meaty fat orgasmic clits!!!!
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#282530 - 10/22/07 05:53 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

pic two






That Red X looks nothing like her.
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#282531 - 10/22/07 08:08 PM Re: Question for Christian
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I would do those midgets.
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#282532 - 10/22/07 08:18 PM Re: Question for Christian
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

I would do those midgets.




What if they were tranny midgets?
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#282533 - 10/22/07 08:27 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Then I would shove them in a glovebox and push the car into a lake.
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#282534 - 10/22/07 08:28 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Then I would shove them in a glovebox and push the car into a lake.




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#282535 - 10/22/07 08:29 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Posts: 1681
Quote:

What if they were tranny midgets?




I just assumed they were. Was teaching all that bad?
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#282536 - 10/22/07 11:18 PM Re: Question for Christian
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shannon kelly is one of my top 5 girls to work with. i cant get enough of her. my fav 5 is roxy deville, daphne rosen, shannon kelly, sophia, and riley shy.
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#282537 - 10/22/07 11:31 PM Re: Question for Christian
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Still very sure I like Shannon Kelly. Saw some add in old modeling shows, she liked to ster of the wrestling/submissiob videos.

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#282538 - 10/23/07 11:10 AM Re: Question for Christian
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Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 8
Loc: Studio City Ca
awwww thanks christian...
xoxo
shannon
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#282539 - 10/23/07 11:15 AM Re: Question for Christian
Shannon Kelly Offline
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Posts: 8
Loc: Studio City Ca
yep...that's me..I did and still do a lot of hardcore bondage, s&m and fetish work. I've also done a bunch of wrestling, everything from submission to pro type wrestling for local TV shows. like my sex, I like my sports to have an element of pain...
xoxox
Shannon
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#282540 - 10/23/07 11:20 AM Re: Question for Christian
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This thread is early for Halloween.
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#282541 - 10/23/07 11:24 AM Re: Question for Christian
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Loc: Studio City Ca
lol..youre funny mother fucker and pretty damn close...I was 85 lbs pre -boobs actually ...when was the last time you saw someone 4'10 healthily weigh much more than that? I choose to look lean rather than soft...
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#282542 - 10/23/07 11:27 AM Re: Question for Christian
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Quote:

my fav 5 is roxy deville,




I really enjoyed Ms. DeVille's scene introducing Casey Parker to porn.

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#282543 - 10/24/07 03:26 AM Re: Question for Christian
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Quote:

shannon kelly is one of my top 5 girls to work with. i cant get enough of her. my fav 5 is roxy deville, daphne rosen, shannon kelly, sophia, and riley shy.




Why don't you tell the fags like StevieWhy and the Fatass who your top 5 guys are to work with?
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#282544 - 10/24/07 11:19 AM Re: Question for Christian
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BIFF: You'll always be our favorite fag!!




The cover of the picture in the sig isn't working.

I know you lick your hand clean after each jerk off to your GOD Lockwood!!

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