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Briana puts on a strap-on.
Christian gives her a "blow job".
She sticks it up his ass while Christian yells "Fuck me Grandma!! Fuck me harder and I'll buy you that facelift!! Grandpa was never this good!! Not even after the sex change!! I'll pay for a tummy-tuck, too!"

Fast forward to the cum-shot.

He tries to cum on her face, but the static electric forces of her lip implants repels the cum into an oval halo that spins counterclockwise around her head until settling into her hair like a gel helmet. Oddly it doesn't change the look or texture of her hair at all since it has been layering like that for years.

When it's over, tells her that he's going to stiff her on the facelift, he smacks her, laughs, smacks her again, lets loose a loud wet fart and leaves her in tears with her Vegas makeup running onto her hard plastic boobies.






Fatman no longer has to watch new porn as he can predict it's outcome based upon terrabytes of past porn.

It is a both a curse and a blessing...
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