Dear Luke,
You and I have known each other many years, and in all that time I've never felt the need to perform an intervention of any sort, but the recent video of the hovel was the last straw.

Luke, as someone raised in the Christian faith, I applaud your attempt to live your life in the style of a religious zealot. The austerity of your surroundings, the rumors of lengthy sessions of self-flagellation, the denial of your body's reproductive needs in the company of fallen women... it speaks to me. Loudly.

As a wannabe religious icon, your life must by necessity be filled with anguish, pain and misery. But I don't want to talk about your website here. There are other more important things to consider. Wasn't it Sebastian of Bethphage who so enraged the local Italian money lenders that they "beat him surely hard with sticks from the baseball and the stock of the flintlock with hath not yet been invented"? I think it was. Certainly is in my copy of the Bible, but I reaize your Book is different and less of it is handwritten. I understand your need to emulate your heroes, but at what cost, Luke? At what cost?

After the wise prophet Thaloket of Negev took his own life, did his detractors not receive warnings from angels of the dangers they faced? Were those people not smitten with poverty, maimings and pubic lice? I think a bit of research on your part would prove that they were.

I recall a parable about Esau the Hairy Palmed, whose clumsiness and inability around women was legend. Did he not ultimately marry a roving nun named Shelley of Lubben? I think he did, Luke. I think he did.

When Hophny of Sidon waged war against the philanderers of the valley, was he not ultimately run from the area on a visa technicality and forced to seek succor and charity from the neighboring ruler of Soshalsekurite? I think he was.

History teaches us lessons, Luke. I hope you're wise enough to heed them.

Your great friend,
Conky

It won't do any good Conky. He won't heed your words. Even Chaim Amalek started sending his messages to Mike South

anyone wants an avatar?

I think I'll use it for Halloween.

Note to Da Burglar: Holly slept with THAT.






And ... If he played it right ... He could have had "Anal Holly" for Christmas ...

is luke epileptic? why he uses that teeth protector for sleep?

I wear the mouth guard because I grind my teeth at night.

I wear the feet braces because of heelspurs.

Part of religious asceticism is cleanliness; I spent four years among Jesuits, I know.

That, and wine....

I just ordered heelspurs from the Internet.

Hopefully, they'll arrive in time for Halloween!

holy fucking shit, holly used to bang this loser?

DaB: I guess I haven't "matured" since I've never dated a female "Luke". And, thus defined, I don't plan to "mature" any time soon.


C'mon, man. 'Fess Up!

You think she should have veered from "the beaten path" with your cock in her mouth and not Luke's?

Bump for all teeth grinders here, and the unappreciated genius who needs a wife.