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holy fucking shit, holly used to bang this loser?




Ummmm how old are you??? A person has not matured until they have actually had a relationship with someone they in all respects should NOT have...and I dont mean one night stands (those are just glorified masturbation sessions.) Holly saw and realized many things about our boy Luke, but getting down to brass .... brass....instruments, Holly knows and realizes (due both to her work in the Industry and, no doubt, to her genius mum) that intelligent nerdy quirky men rarely (if ever) harbor irreversible STDs.

As for moi, I have a revelation: I have never dunked my penis into a Vag or Ass without a party hat (not counting the time my Frosh year when a nurse propositioned to relieve my pain by fucking me instead of 8 migs IV of Dilaudid...I mean what's safer than fucking a Registered Nurse??) Mouths are another story...I am trying to remember the last time I got a BJ (paid or otherwise) with a party hat on...thats the calculated risk element that has guided me to the Burglar that I am today.
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