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Once workers are given the protection allowed by the law then company owners will have the respect of FBI and CIA enforcement officials to work together and protect this valuable force (adult entertainment) in the American economy.



Ummm, Anita, the CIA has nothing to do with OSHA, 2257 or the industry. It's an intelligence agency designed to protect the United States from foreign powers, terrorists and traitors.




Don't be a fucking rube Jim...just like the trade in illegal narcotics, the porn industry is funded and run by the CIA. The whole 'obscenity prosecution' charade is just a way for them to appropriate Gov't. funds which they channel into their top secret porn research facility in Nevada (yes, the same state the AVN Awards and AEE are 'coincidentally' held in), known as 'Area 69'.

Trust me, you don't want to know just how deep the rabbithole goes on this one...it all began in the wake of the Roswell crash, when some of the CIA boys decided to see if one of the little grey men would fuck this Asian female Fifth Columnist they were debriefing...lo and behold, it did, and the result was Nautica Thorn (unless you seriously think her physiognomy can be explained away by mere human DNA...her titties are pretty damn otherworldly too, while we're at it).

Years later, the infamous CIA mind control project known as 'MK Ultra' was dusted off for a narrow band trial in the Baltimore region. The spooks hacked into the feed for Comedy Central's 'South Park' so that it gave out the subliminal message 'Kurt Man Gets An Anal Probe'...a short while later, Kurt Lockwood was indeed being anally probed by aliens, yet when he wakes up the following morning with no recollection of the preceding evening and a distinctly sore asshole, his subliminal programming kicks in and he writes it off to an unusually exuberant 'pegging' shoot.

I could tell you more, like how FEMA and the CDC were called in to manage the Sasha Grey 'Anal Warts' cover-up, but then I'd have to kill you.