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#281991 - 10/17/07 03:15 PM Congrats to Conky
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Congratulations on reaching your 4000th post. Today you are a porn Jesus. Whose soul will you save first?
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#281992 - 10/17/07 03:20 PM CONKY: Porn Jesus
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Took less than a year. Congrats, Bro.

Handful, you beat me by a... um... handful.


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#281993 - 10/17/07 04:01 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
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Posts: 5256
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Took less than a year. Congrats, Bro.

Handful, you beat me by a... um... handful.



I have only 900 post more than Conky and I have been here almost since day. Congrats on 4,000. I'm sure you'll reach 5,000 by Christmas.
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#281994 - 10/17/07 04:06 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Congratulations on reaching your 4000th post.





And 4000 good posts. Congrats Mr Conky.
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#281995 - 10/17/07 04:07 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Congrats indeed fellow Venture Bros traveller. When will we see some more COD commentary? L-ke has been posting them and you haven't been swatting at them lately.
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#281996 - 10/17/07 04:23 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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As a Porn Jesus, does that make you one of my people?
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#281997 - 10/17/07 04:30 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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loopnode
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And 4000 good posts. Congrats Mr Conky.




I came in here to say this ^.
Well played Conky.
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#281998 - 10/17/07 04:35 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Congratulations Conkmeister. Is your posting profligacy further proof of the industry-wide downturn?

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#281999 - 10/17/07 04:36 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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indeed, congrats. I'm busy these days, but Conky deserves kudos for bringing this forum out of some very dark days.
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#282000 - 10/17/07 06:19 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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indeed, congrats. I'm busy these days, but Conky deserves kudos for bringing this forum out of some very dark days.




Daddy's home!! Daddy's home!!
whatdidyoubringus????
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#282001 - 10/17/07 06:54 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 06/05/05
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felicidades conko

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#282002 - 10/17/07 07:23 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 07/30/06
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congrats Conky.

You can always be depended on for at least one laugh out loud moment per day.

Thanks.
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#282003 - 10/17/07 07:40 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Conk's a pimp. He's got the highest % of quality posts on the board, IMO.

<---- one for you
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#282004 - 10/18/07 01:11 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

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Posts: 2710
...good going, Conky!

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#282005 - 10/18/07 06:13 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Da Burglar Offline
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word
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#282006 - 10/18/07 10:15 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

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word




A 1 word post from DaB!
Conky should be honored!!

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#282007 - 10/18/07 01:31 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Offline
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Part of me thinks that this shouldn't be cause for celebration, it should be the moment when the men in white coats come in and tell you you're cured.

But I thank you kindly, gents. And 'grizz is probably on the money

I always knew I had at least enough hate and crap inside me for 4000 posts. Is there a T shirt or mug that goes with this gig?
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#282008 - 10/18/07 01:55 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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...Is there a T shirt or mug that goes with this gig?



how about this one? oh, and congrats, conky.



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#282009 - 10/18/07 02:12 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Offline
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Damn it, Gigi, you know I would've settled for a picture of your poophole.
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#282010 - 10/18/07 03:16 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Loc: fortified
Nice GiGi.. Way to ruin the party.
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#282011 - 10/18/07 03:52 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Damn it, Gigi, you know I would've settled for a picture of your poophole.




That's the 10k prize.

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#282012 - 10/18/07 04:45 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Damn it, Gigi, you know I would've settled for a picture of your poophole.




That's the 10k prize.




i guess i should have taken a picture a couple of weeks ago when the husband swear to god fistdisciplined me for not entering my deductions into his checkbook in a timely-enough fashion... i was really freaked the fuck out because he would not stop and he was ripping my shit UP, but then i came ... i couldn't walk much for the better part of two days... then i accidentally on purpose did not mail in the electric bill on time; i'll let you all know what happens
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#282013 - 10/18/07 04:51 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You're so naughty.























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#282014 - 10/18/07 04:53 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Good whore.
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#282015 - 10/18/07 09:15 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 01/12/05
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then i accidentally on purpose did not mail in the electric bill on time; i'll let you all know what happens




You're pretty freaky sis
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#282016 - 10/20/07 10:24 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I hope he fucks you in the ass so hard you have to sleep standing up for a week.
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#282017 - 10/26/07 01:56 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Long overdue congrats to Conky. You've managed to keep the quality up with the quantity...a rare achievement around here these days.
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#282018 - 10/26/07 07:04 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You wouldn't happen to have someone in mind with that crack ....

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#282019 - 10/26/07 07:28 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Even though you hate for no fuckin reason at all, I never did anything to you but whatever, Im able to be a more mature person than that and I still wish you congratulations. Your posts are very written very well and Im enjoy them and they make me laugh alot, so putting that aside, I wish you luck you deserved it.

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#282020 - 10/26/07 09:27 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

You wouldn't happen to have someone in mind with that crack ....



I know for a fact she had you in mind.

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#282021 - 10/26/07 09:42 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

You wouldn't happen to have someone in mind with that crack ....



I know for a fact she had you in mind.






Gia Jordan was thinking about me!!!

[so what if was about me meeting a wood chipper head on ...]
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#282022 - 10/29/07 10:04 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Even though you hate for no fuckin reason at all, I never did anything to you but whatever, Im able to be a more mature person than that and I still wish you congratulations. Your posts are very written very well and Im enjoy them and they make me laugh alot, so putting that aside, I wish you luck you deserved it.




You're very gracious, Renfield, but I've tried to be less of a cunt lately. I hope you noticed.
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