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#281991 - 10/17/07 03:15 PM Congrats to Conky
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Congratulations on reaching your 4000th post. Today you are a porn Jesus. Whose soul will you save first? _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#281992 - 10/17/07 03:20 PM CONKY: Porn Jesus
Anonymous Unregistered	Took less than a year. Congrats, Bro. Handful, you beat me by a... um... handful. Attachments 271274-Conky Porn Jesus.JPG (2 downloads)
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#281993 - 10/17/07 04:01 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Took less than a year. Congrats, Bro. Handful, you beat me by a... um... handful. I have only 900 post more than Conky and I have been here almost since day. Congrats on 4,000. I'm sure you'll reach 5,000 by Christmas. _________________________
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#281994 - 10/17/07 04:06 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Congratulations on reaching your 4000th post. And 4000 good posts. Congrats Mr Conky. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#281995 - 10/17/07 04:07 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Congrats indeed fellow Venture Bros traveller. When will we see some more COD commentary? L-ke has been posting them and you haven't been swatting at them lately. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#281996 - 10/17/07 04:23 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	As a Porn Jesus, does that make you one of my people? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#281997 - 10/17/07 04:30 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	loopnode Quote: And 4000 good posts. Congrats Mr Conky. I came in here to say this ^. Well played Conky. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#281998 - 10/17/07 04:35 PM Re: CONKY: Porn Jesus
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Congratulations Conkmeister. Is your posting profligacy further proof of the industry-wide downturn? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#281999 - 10/17/07 04:36 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	indeed, congrats. I'm busy these days, but Conky deserves kudos for bringing this forum out of some very dark days. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#282000 - 10/17/07 06:19 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: indeed, congrats. I'm busy these days, but Conky deserves kudos for bringing this forum out of some very dark days. Daddy's home!! Daddy's home!! whatdidyoubringus???? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#282001 - 10/17/07 06:54 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	felicidades conko
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#282002 - 10/17/07 07:23 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	congrats Conky. You can always be depended on for at least one laugh out loud moment per day. Thanks. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#282003 - 10/17/07 07:40 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Conk's a pimp. He's got the highest % of quality posts on the board, IMO. <---- one for you _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#282004 - 10/18/07 01:11 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	...good going, Conky!
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#282005 - 10/18/07 06:13 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	word _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#282006 - 10/18/07 10:15 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: word A 1 word post from DaB! Conky should be honored!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282007 - 10/18/07 01:31 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Part of me thinks that this shouldn't be cause for celebration, it should be the moment when the men in white coats come in and tell you you're cured. But I thank you kindly, gents. And 'grizz is probably on the money I always knew I had at least enough hate and crap inside me for 4000 posts. Is there a T shirt or mug that goes with this gig? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#282008 - 10/18/07 01:55 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: ...Is there a T shirt or mug that goes with this gig? how about this one? oh, and congrats, conky. Attachments 271511-donkeypunch.gif (60 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#282009 - 10/18/07 02:12 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Damn it, Gigi, you know I would've settled for a picture of your poophole. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#282010 - 10/18/07 03:16 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Nice GiGi.. Way to ruin the party. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#282011 - 10/18/07 03:52 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Damn it, Gigi, you know I would've settled for a picture of your poophole. That's the 10k prize. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282012 - 10/18/07 04:45 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: Damn it, Gigi, you know I would've settled for a picture of your poophole. That's the 10k prize. i guess i should have taken a picture a couple of weeks ago when the husband swear to god fistdisciplined me for not entering my deductions into his checkbook in a timely-enough fashion... i was really freaked the fuck out because he would not stop and he was ripping my shit UP, but then i came ... i couldn't walk much for the better part of two days... then i accidentally on purpose did not mail in the electric bill on time; i'll let you all know what happens _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#282013 - 10/18/07 04:51 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	You're so naughty. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282014 - 10/18/07 04:53 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Good whore. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#282015 - 10/18/07 09:15 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: then i accidentally on purpose did not mail in the electric bill on time; i'll let you all know what happens You're pretty freaky sis _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#282016 - 10/20/07 10:24 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I hope he fucks you in the ass so hard you have to sleep standing up for a week. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#282017 - 10/26/07 01:56 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Long overdue congrats to Conky. You've managed to keep the quality up with the quantity...a rare achievement around here these days. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#282018 - 10/26/07 07:04 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	You wouldn't happen to have someone in mind with that crack .... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282019 - 10/26/07 07:28 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Even though you hate for no fuckin reason at all, I never did anything to you but whatever, Im able to be a more mature person than that and I still wish you congratulations. Your posts are very written very well and Im enjoy them and they make me laugh alot, so putting that aside, I wish you luck you deserved it.
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#282020 - 10/26/07 09:27 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quote: You wouldn't happen to have someone in mind with that crack .... I know for a fact she had you in mind.
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#282021 - 10/26/07 09:42 PM Re: Congrats to Conky
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: You wouldn't happen to have someone in mind with that crack .... I know for a fact she had you in mind. Gia Jordan was thinking about me!!! [so what if was about me meeting a wood chipper head on ...] _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282022 - 10/29/07 10:04 AM Re: Congrats to Conky
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: Even though you hate for no fuckin reason at all, I never did anything to you but whatever, Im able to be a more mature person than that and I still wish you congratulations. Your posts are very written very well and Im enjoy them and they make me laugh alot, so putting that aside, I wish you luck you deserved it. You're very gracious, Renfield, but I've tried to be less of a cunt lately. I hope you noticed. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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