Phoenix is the home of the Retarded Law Enforcers Club, featuring:

AZ AG Andy Thomas, who wants all the Arizona Superior Court judges disbarred
Phoenix AG Terry Goddard, who wants Thomas disbarred
Maricopa Co sherriff Joe Arpaio, who wants them both arrested
Fired county AG (P)Rick Romley, who sucked all of their cocks
AZ Senator Jon "fuck the press" Kyl
Impeached governor Fife "trust fund" Symington
Impeached governor Evan "pickaninnie" Maecham, thankfully dead

Oh yeah...and Mormons...lots and lots of Mormons