This is one fucking horrible porn. I mean honestly- it has what could be the longest intro I have ever watched which is basically a 7 minute music video montage of everything you are about to watch- and some scenes that aren't even in the video. This is where the skip button comes in very handy, and believe me, for this video, your going to need it. A lot.

The first scene is with Sunny Lane, but really it feels like a scene with just Brianna Love and some thinner clone of herself in the background. Why it takes 55 minutes to get through is beyond me- so I hit the forward button almost through the entire scene; a boring hybrid rehash of everything that you've already seen in porn mixing the same tired pissing and fake moaning with ball sucking deadpan anal.

The next scene is Jada Fire and Brianna in what clocks in as the shortest scene: 22 minutes that unfortunately feel no shorter than the first 55 minutes. Even here I found myself hitting the forward button because somehow, it takes them 10 minutes to start fucking, and when they do, guess what? It's just as boring as the parts where they were yacking about fucking. SKIP!

The 2nd last scene sees Brianna joined by Carmella Bing. Theres something very odd looking about her- at times she looks good, but they've also given her a very strange hairstyle thats doing this wooosh things that highlights her flat face. This goes on for 50 minutes and it's probably the worst scene so far, which when considering how bad the other scenes were is really saying this is the worst thing you'll ever seen in any porn thus far. SKIP!

This doesn't feel like a scene. It's more like an outtake. Brianna Love in a strip club dancing on 3 guys face then sucking off another 3 (including that fossil Dick Nasty).

And the last scene is pretty much a waste of even more time. Why? It's basically the first scene without the thin clone. So overral you've wasted just under 200 minutes watching useless crap that's been spread over 2 discs. What a huge yawn.

What makes this Buttwoman so bad is probably how it doesn't feel like a Buttwoman video. Unlike the previous installments like Buttwoman vs Buttwoman and Buttwoman iz Belladonna, there seemed to be a focus on some sort of confrontation between the whores (like they were trying to outdo one another) coupled with the fact that the whores were absolute devil bitches (Charlene Aspen). Brianna Love only has a juicy ass and after 6 minutes of being fucked, she looks exhausted. This, and the fact that it takes forever to begin each scene which doesn't feel any different from anything currently being released makes you wonder why they even bothered to call this Buttwoman. It's basically the scenes that were edited out of Big Booty Revenge and Swallow My Squirt 2 mixed in with unnecessary intros and some boring stripper mini bakers dozen.