Don’t like Will & Grace? Neither do I. I just change the fucking channel.






Hey lard-ass [etc]

Ummmmmmmm. How many times must I repeat this ....

No one here knew me before I posted. I could have called myself anything. I called myself FatMan. People who laugh at their own flaws are usually not affected by attacks related to flaw they themselves laugh at.

Thus, it follows, that attacks on my weight are WASTES OF TIME. You may continue in this vein if you so desire, but it has NO IMPACT on this end.

btw, LouCypher's attacks are far better and much more humorous.



There is far too much video footage of me WAAAYY up in some pussy,for me to entertain the notion of you questioning my sexuality.

How much video do you have compared to such stalwarts as Christian XXX or "likes it up the butt" Lockwood? Not much of an argument is it?


the pros and cons of attracting my full attention?

It's a porn board, moron. What are you going to do to me? Call me “fat” again? Meh.

Sorry, but I'm willing to bet my mastery of the English Language exceeds yours. And, since I have no respect for you and your opinions have no value to me, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING TO HURT ME? I don't give assholes the remote control to my emotions.


Tell me chubb rock, do you feel the same way about say, breast cancer

My mom is a 2 time survivor of breast cancer. In July she celebrated her 42nd year of survival from her 1st operation. I often use the "pink ribbon" stamps to support research - in part because of my mom, in part because I love boobs, in part because I can't imagine what it must feel like to lose something so tied to someone's sexual image.



Can you do a flight of stairs without one of those oxygen tanks?

This is going to be so boring to the others on the board since I go over this every time some dumbass thinks this is an original attack …

I walk several miles a week. I usually walk at least 2 miles a day just to go from PABT to therapy.

My favorite walk includes a climb of 140+ stairs from the road adjacent to the Lincoln Tunnel to the top of the palisade on which I abide.

I can walk UP stairs. I cannot walk DOWN them. I have no cartilage left in my right knee, so walking DOWN stairs is very difficult.


Is your waist size so far beyond 36 that you tear the tag off of your Levi's?

If my Levi’s were 36” waist it likely would. But, I choose to wear Levi’s that fit me.


Hell, have you even seen your penis lately???

Yes! This morning in the shower!! “Oscar” was looking rather fit and happy!!! He gave me much pleasure this morning!



scoop those old fries out from under your man-boobs

Ummmm. No man-boobs either. Just an ENORMOUS gut.

The top of my body is rather “normal”. You get past the diaphragm, and it’s uh-oh!!