....Hey lard-ass ,
I don't believe I know you from the industry ,but I KNOW you are not knowin' me, tryin to green-light any fagtastick behavior of any kind up here in this cage...
There is far too much video footage of me WAAAYY up in some pussy,for me to entertain the notion of you questioning my sexuality.
What really bothers me about any of your recent attempts to incite me..( have you really thought that all the way through or did you get distracted by say, a jelly donut or leg of lamb or some such shit whilst you were weighing the pros and cons of attracting my full attention? you might want read back a couple years before you regged,because historically... that has not gone well for others and, thinking that you may fare better under those same conditions is what I believe experts refer to as denial or "the state that one exist in directly prior to getting fucked up real bad")... is your permissive attitude towards a man putting his penis in another mans anus because you say it does not affect you. Tell me chubb rock, do you feel the same way about say, breast cancer because it doesnt.... wait a min exactly how fat are you? Maybe that wasn't the best example... What I'm tryin' to say is just because you dont have a turkey wing lodged sideways in your throat right now ,doesn't mean that its okay for anyone else to get one lodged in their throat either. Its that kind of thinking that has led to Will and fucking Grace,a half a fucking hour of fucking network tv in prime time no less, saying its ok for a man to stick his penis in another mans ass. Well I say No Puffy. Its not ok.
Since I am dictating policy right now, I will tell you what else isnt really cool, being beyond a certain size. Can you do a flight of stairs without one of those oxygen tanks? Is your waist size so far beyond 36 that you tear the tag off of your Levi's? Hell, have you even seen your penis lately??? If not ,you have other concerns than my zero tolerance views on poop-pushin. I would suggest that you scoop those old fries out from under your man-boobs and get out for a walk... jesus have you ever noticed that rump-rangers for the most part will maintain some level of fitness....?