About a month ago I had ordered this Live Britney Spears concert cuz I was totally in the mood to see her frolic around on stage like a good lil whore. So I watch the entire thing without whiping out the bad boy toy although after it was over, I had to play it again and fast forward through the hottest parts as I had that fucker rolling full blast.

This whore was rolling around in a huge martini glass, I had a orgasm.

That damn fuckin whore was rolling around on this bed with one of her male dancers rubbing on each other like crazy, i had another orgasm.

Then the host of the entire show was this fat drag queen lookin fucker who was cheesy as all hell and all I wanted to do was pick himup and throw him in the dumpster or kick him int he balls to give him a good reason why to talk like a woman... that thought got me alittle frisky, i had another orgasm.

The video was over, I arise out of my vibrator session and realize that wasn't good enough so I went up stairs with a carrot stick masturbating witht hat with the vibrator onmy clitty area. The only damn thing that would run thorugh my head is how my damn rabbit would love to eat this fricken thing. I allowed myself to have one more orgasm imagining my rabbit eating the carrot... OKAY YOU FUCKERS!!! THATS SICK!!!

After that I fell asleep, woke up in the morning and thought for ten minutes wondering how I went to bed last night. Yet again some good shit.