Alright so last night I masturbated to a show called The Real Ghosthunters. They had paranormal experts using new devices that detect extremely low sound waves that the human ear can not hear. It was reallly interested, I had four orgasms, the best was the second one when they were talking about this lady in grey haunting so kindly an old library in which many customers would notice and report to the librarian and a young girl in the kids section talking up a storm. It was interesting as all hell, it obviously was exciting enough to get me going... I'm tellin ya, it can be something you like but doesn't necessarily have to be of sexual nature to get a person excited.

The fourth time I had an orgasm I was watching FOrensic Files where officials were solving a case with only one piece of evidence which was a plastic garbage bag with one palm print smeared.

All I could possibly think getting off on that was how I could just find the murderer of the case and wack him with my vibrator beating him to death.

Sick fuck I am. I know.