I once masterbated at the age of 17 with a carrot stick, never had an orgasm but it felt damn good in hopes one day I'll get a fun little toy to fuck with.

Shortly after I graduated to a candle stick, didn't have an orgasm either but it felt damn good in hopes one day i'll get a fun little toy to fuck with.

Then the candle stick broke trying to fuck myself too hard in hopes of getting a toy to play with and well... my wish came true almost two and a half years later. I got 50 god damn toys.

Be careful what you wish for.