People, people! We can't blame Eon for going crazy at Gram. Let's face it, if any of you were really shitty at something and had it pointed out to you, you'd flip out too.

I retract my statement about wanting Eon to die.

He truly is the salvation of the adult industry as we know it. I urge the FBI to approach him as though that were the case, too. I hear he stores all his release documents deep inside his anus, so a full cavity search--forget the lube--will be called for.