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...my room mate actually just came into my office...



this anecdote didn't end in the way I had hoped



He's a gay man-- not what you were hoping for, I assume. Though my other room mate is Aria Giovanni, that would have been more exciting, no?



Gay man my ass...which heterosexual male amongst us wouldn't assume an air of complete gayness if it afforded us the opportunity to room with Holly and Aria? This sounds like the plot to some insipid movie Rob Schneider or Adam Sandler would star in, maybe even Jason Biggs.