This is why I love Gram. I don't know Eon, I've never seen any of his movies, but everything Gram writes is just fucking golden. That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while-- my room mate actually just came into my office to see what the hell I was laughing so hard at.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.