"Was the tear in your pussy or the part of your head that controls free will?"

"'Stupid fuck hole'....'go fuck himself'....'not a real man'? Wow! I don't know how else to thank you for cashing my checks. I hope you put that money towards etiquette lessons. At the very least, go get rhinoplasty to fix that nose you look down at me from."

"The cum has dried. So has the life of this tirade."