Wait, you mean to tell me it took you 12 minute to come up with that? How weak can you get? You got caught in a lie and you're worse than Taryn Thomas trying to pretend she had e.coli.

You're a bukkake boy, and for that you get no props. You make $200 or so a day to spill some methsperm on a whore who's on Oxy and vodka...big fucking deal.

You know for a fact that I'm not short because I met you in person...you were just too damned out of it to remember anything. Limp-dicked motorhead.

Sorry, bitch, I'll be at the store for a while...take your time, I know your brain works extra-slow.