All I can say about my source is it is very reliable. You can have his/her name right after you answer this question: did your parents regret practicing eugenics on your actual birthday, or did they wait until 12-2-1979.

You failed to respond directly to me about your lack of popshot, but your answer still speaks volumes. You seemed to know exactly which Vince V scene I referred to. How was that, since I never told you which one I heard about, and since you also claim to work for him constantly? Seriously, you think I could make up something like pulling on your nipple to try and shoot? I'd never even heard of that before until I got the e-mail. If I had made this up, it would have been started in the Cage.

You can't have it both ways, Cryin. Either I am 100% right, or your appearances in Vince Voyeur porn scenes are so few and far between that even your meth-addled brain can recall them down to the most minute detail: right down to being able to stare at every other erection in the room, and feel good knowing you're was the hardest. What does it say that You can look a dude like Kyle Stone or Dick Nasty in the eyes and think to yourself, "Hot damn! My dick is harder than his!"

Sorry, Ryan, thanks for playing, but you got caught in your own lie.

Seriously, brag about your porn "career" when you get hired to bang Monique Alexander, Stormy, Savannah Samson, someone like that. Otherwise you are just another random bukkake boy on porn's D-list.