Why are there so many dodgy people? It needs a good clean out! They need to introduce standards. Maybe they should bring in drug tests and a certain level of education and character references?

while your there dont forget the psychological exam. ok...fuck it....do an intensive background investigation that you must pass before you can join the porn industry. The investigation includes a polygraph examination; a test for illegal drugs; credit and records checks; and extensive interviews with former and current colleagues, neighbors, friends, professors, etc.

Ahh, God bless you, Ben, that's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.