i love that quote...it reads almost as if it could come out of West's "The Day of the Locust"

Dan Bauer always fascinated me ...a Janitor from the Pacific Northwest falling in love with a foul looking lil porno freak and her suitcase pimp hubby and obsessing over Jack Bauer.

The old Belladonna Forum was funny as hell... Between nasty walrus-like hood rat Lesbians in Brooklyn to Bauer raping his bi-weekly to mail exotic wear to star and forum wart alike!

hate the star love the forum


PS- I made this especially full of hate in hopes to lure Bauer into the thread to defend himself some honour...there is at the end nothing more full of Laffs than that!




Belladonna admires the rotting corpse of Dan Bauer's
grandfather that he UPS'd to her after she made a
random comment about wanting it in her Blog.