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#280232 - 10/11/07 08:15 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
k1ng Offline
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moxie deleted a post in here somewhere that was very provocative. why?
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#280233 - 10/11/07 08:31 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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He was probably high at the time, given that everyone says he is a massive pothead.



If he went out and toked afterwards to relax and nobody does any testing for hours they have no way to show he was stoned at the time of the (other guy's) accident.

Moreover, he never lost control of his vehicle or hit anything .
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#280234 - 10/11/07 08:37 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
k1ng Offline
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true, but if/when they drug test him and when it comes back positive, it's not going to help his case.
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#280235 - 10/11/07 11:11 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Registered: 08/15/07
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guapo, if i had boobs i would shove them in your face
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#280236 - 10/12/07 05:24 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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guapo, if i had boobs i would shove them in your face



You do have boobs. Nice perky ones. Not ugly ass bolt-ons.
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#280237 - 10/12/07 09:00 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Quote:

guapo, if i had boobs i would shove them in your face




just as long as they sanitized and dookie free.

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#280238 - 10/12/07 10:15 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
pornlaw Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
I just wanted to jump in for a minute since I have not posted to this thread at all. Obviously, I have been extremely busy. However, I cannot comment on Brian's situation other than to say we have continued the arraignment/bail hearing until next Wednesday, Oct 17th.

We are in the process of interviewing experienced criminal defense attorneys with a background in vehicular homicide cases as well high profile cases. We are also looking into accident reconstruction experts and investigators.

As for Brian, he's hanging in there but obviously this is not an easy situation on any of the families involved, especially the the Arif family. Brian's aunt gave a statement yesterday sending Brian's, his family and his friends thoughts and prayers to the Arif family in their time of mourning.

Thanks
Michael

www.adultbizlaw.com
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#280239 - 10/12/07 10:56 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Willie D Offline

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Shit, L.A. is a murder-lawyer wasteland these days.

hmmm...
Johnnie Cochran (dead)
Robert Kardashian (dead)
F. Lee Bailey (disbarred)
Mark Geragos (discredited)
Robert Shapiro (retired)

How about Lenny, the retarded guy from L.A. Law?

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#280240 - 10/12/07 03:05 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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How about Lenny, the retarded guy from L.A. Law?




He kicked ass in Darkman.

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#280241 - 10/12/07 03:16 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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guapo, if i had boobs i would shove them in your face




You have nice body Veronica, and I admire your decision to not get the bolt-ons; bully for you! You have great hair, don't ever go blonde or henna.
I notice from IAFD you do creampies.
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#280242 - 10/12/07 06:02 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Loc: TX, USA
Smelly Monkey's Goat Lawyer is getting exhausted from all the work from porn, especially since Jeff may be the only one who can pay his bills.


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#280243 - 10/12/07 06:27 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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You have nice body Veronica, and I admire your decision to not get the bolt-ons; bully for you! You have great hair, don't ever go blonde or henna.
I notice from IAFD you do creampies.




Kingfish...focus.
In this thread we're dealing with 2 time loser convicts,porn society sorrow,and misfigured/dead babies. Hows the blood in your creampie taste?
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#280244 - 10/12/07 06:56 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
JRV Offline
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Pornlaw aka Michael Fattorossi is Surewood's attorney? I'm pretty sure that when you're charged with murder you want a real attorney...not My Cousin Vinny.




There are few people who need to keep a running tab with a defense attorney specializing in murder cases. That kind of lawyer gets hired as needed, not kept on a retainer.

Going to pornlaw to get help finding the right attorney for a case as big as this is the right thing to do - Brian isn't likely to be able to select one himself.
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#280245 - 10/12/07 07:12 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Kingfish...focus.
In this thread we're dealing with 2 time loser convicts,porn society sorrow,and misfigured/dead babies. Hows the blood in your creampie taste?



It looks much like strawberry yogurt.

This only has a salacious angle because a scary looking middle aged man -- who may or may not have anger issues according to others posting on various boards and blogs --ekes out a living fucking young girls less than half his age on camera for rent and pot money. If this was just two anonymous valley idiots doing this, it would get a simple mention in the Daily News and be done. If it was a porno chick and not a meat puppet that was busted, then TMZ, et al would be all over it ten-fold.

But as Scarlett O'Hara told us: After all, tomorrow is another day. Is it or is it
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#280246 - 10/12/07 07:53 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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This only has a salacious angle because a scary looking middle aged man -- who may or may not have anger issues according to others posting on various boards and blogs --ekes out a living fucking young girls less than half his age on camera for rent and pot money. If this was just two anonymous valley idiots doing this, it would get a simple mention in the Daily News and be done. If it was a porno chick and not a meat puppet that was busted, then TMZ, et al would be all over it ten-fold.

But as Scarlett O'Hara told us: After all, tomorrow is another day. Is it or is it




Fucken excellent summation K-Fish.
I cant pass judgement here..I've hit 3 figures in a 35 mph zone,I've come to and had to check my driveway for my car.

Whats Brians bail set at and how come no one from the stunt cock union (SCU) has bailed him out yet? heh.
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#280247 - 10/12/07 08:47 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Whats Brians bail set at and how come no one from the stunt cock union (SCU) has bailed him out yet? heh.




According to the Cut & Paste from L-ke F-rd:

Both men were booked on more than $1 million bail. Both men appeared in court Thursday but their arraignment was delayed until Oct. 17.

"We’re going to throw the book at them and enforce the law, because what happened to that family was unacceptable," Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said at a news conference.


A bigger question is: Who is Brian's understudy? Is there a pirate looking, pot-positive middle-aged "gentle soul" to take his place at the gang-bang trough and live up to the mantle of SUREWOOD? Much like an orchestra snob can tell you that the music is lacking if the symphony is missing a violin or an oboe; I shed a tear knowing that my 5 Guy Cream Pie or Anabolic gangbang won't be the same without seeing that gentle soul plug his peg-prick into some young cunt. :bananacrying: Arrrrrrrrgggg, indeed.

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#280248 - 10/13/07 05:23 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Luke just posted this

Quote:

ADT’s Drew Black writes:

Hey folks, the vast majority of people reading this thread are not in Los Angeles so you’re not aware that it’s spawned a total media circus. Brian is being tried and convicted in television. The things that people say on this site and elsewhere are ending up on the news and being taken out of context. (I had to pull our podcast files down because it’s overwhelming our bandwidth allotment.)

So, if you’re posting here please be careful how you choose your words. You weren’t there so you don’t know what happened. However, your words can and will be used in the court of public opinion to convict Brian.




I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN. By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.


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#280249 - 10/13/07 05:32 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Quote:

By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.







Not at all. He chose his words carefully and didn't say much beyond the fact that they were looking for a criminal defense attorney and experts to testify on Brian's behalf. Plus prayers for the family. Exactly what needed to be said and not a word more.

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#280250 - 10/13/07 08:21 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN.





An hour with Windsock, Guapo, and El Glorioso would be a great way to send that fossil Larry King riding off into the sunset.
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#280251 - 10/13/07 09:25 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Quote:

Luke just posted this

Quote:

ADT’s Drew Black writes:

Hey folks, the vast majority of people reading this thread are not in Los Angeles so you’re not aware that it’s spawned a total media circus. Brian is being tried and convicted in television. The things that people say on this site and elsewhere are ending up on the news and being taken out of context. (I had to pull our podcast files down because it’s overwhelming our bandwidth allotment.)

So, if you’re posting here please be careful how you choose your words. You weren’t there so you don’t know what happened. However, your words can and will be used in the court of public opinion to convict Brian.




I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN. By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.







you dont really think pornlaw is actually going to represent brian is any sort of actual trial situation do you? lol
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#280252 - 10/13/07 09:50 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Willie D Offline

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Drew Black should just shut his fucking mouth, he doesn't live in L.A. either. He's just trying to deflect attention from Denver Don's passing, and how he threw Don under the bus in the whole Password-Gate fiasco on that website.

Once again, some a-hole like Drew doesn't want one of his meal tickets convicted in the "court of public opinion." We have to wait for a bunch of shitbag lawyers to bitch and moan before we're allowed to have an opinion. You know what, Drew, go fuck yourself. If I want to form an opinion about Brian or OJ or HKS or anyone, I get the fucking right to do it, and you have no authority from which to chide me for doing so. Oh and by the way, here are some other opinions:

Drew Black is a fuckwad
So is Brian Surewood for mudering a family
So is the OJ jury

And hey, Moxie, thanks for checking in and restating what I already said. Dumbass.

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#280253 - 10/13/07 09:57 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Quote:

Quote:

Luke just posted this

Quote:

ADT’s Drew Black writes:

Hey folks, the vast majority of people reading this thread are not in Los Angeles so you’re not aware that it’s spawned a total media circus. Brian is being tried and convicted in television. The things that people say on this site and elsewhere are ending up on the news and being taken out of context. (I had to pull our podcast files down because it’s overwhelming our bandwidth allotment.)

So, if you’re posting here please be careful how you choose your words. You weren’t there so you don’t know what happened. However, your words can and will be used in the court of public opinion to convict Brian.




I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN. By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.







you dont really think pornlaw is actually going to represent brian is any sort of actual trial situation do you? lol




pornolaws reppin anyone in any situation is hilarious. The man use his "lawyering" to just fuck hoes.

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#280254 - 10/13/07 10:08 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Anonymous
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pornolaws reppin anyone in any situation is hilarious. The man use his "lawyering" to just fuck hoes.




Come on now, GUAPO. So he gets a li'l poontang. It's not like he's Moxie or anything.

Besides, he's already said they're looking for a criminal lawyer for the guy. And from the looks of it, it had better be a good one.

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#280255 - 10/13/07 10:25 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Quote:


pornolaws reppin anyone in any situation is hilarious. The man use his "lawyering" to just fuck hoes.




Come on now, GUAPO. So he gets a li'l poontang. It's not like he's Moxie or anything.

Besides, he's already said they're looking for a criminal lawyer for the guy. And from the looks of it, it had better be a good one.




Might i suggest the Ghost of Cochran.. if ever there was a time to pull the RACE card, this would be it... maybe he could say it is nothing more than a DWP, Driving While Pirate.
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#280256 - 10/13/07 12:39 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
pornlaw Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
As for Brian's actual criminal trial representation, I have already talked to the family and have permission to interview four attorneys. All four have experience with high profile cases and are well know by the criminal bench. I will not name the attorneys until after having a chance to speak with them directly in order to determine their interest in the case as well as their fee structure.

Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially.

Thanks
Michael

www.adultbizlaw.com
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#280257 - 10/13/07 12:52 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Hey Pornlaw. You still have those Vanessa Blue links on your law website? Because when that family visits your site, they may as well bust a nut to some pov negro bjs during their sensitive time of need.

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#280258 - 10/13/07 01:21 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
You know I just remembered, I almost ran Brian Over in the lobby during the AVN awards in 2006. I was frantically roaming up and down trying to find a bar with Tanqueray gin instead of the god awful ubiquitous Beefeater ... I was going at flank speed when Blacklung the Pirate shambles into my path; he swung his right side back and bowed as he tried tp avoid me...the bow was him almost keeling over. He was wearing one of those Juan Valdez Coffee Peruvian Ponchos...3 hours later he was up in Brandon Iron's Suite jerking off on Hailey Young's face. I wonder what he will do in prison when all those memories of porking teenage girls come rushing back, and the only hole around is his Black cellmate Brother Sharif-Al-Ahmed.... <da burg shudders>
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#280259 - 10/13/07 01:28 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially.

Thanks
Michael

www.adultbizlaw.com





May I suggest this? If YOU HATE Luke Ford then Donate X dollars in this case. I'm sure more than a few of his enemies may donate. Devan Sapphire should be the first to donate.

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#280260 - 10/13/07 02:21 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially.




Couldn't Brian tap into his 401k or IRA to help pay for his legal fees?

Maybe he could get someone to liquidate his famous sword and knife collection on eBay to buy a week's worth of lawyering.
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#280261 - 10/13/07 02:46 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
All he'd have to do is sell his "cool ‘68 Chrysler Impala".

Such a car would be worth millions.

He could sell his "2000 Camaro" for a couple hundred, too.

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#280262 - 10/13/07 03:13 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Willie D Offline

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...and if needs a temporary sled, he can borrow Donny Long's bondmobile Z

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#280263 - 10/13/07 03:20 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Forget about "Downwithfags". Here's the real Dan Bauer in action at ADT:

Quote:

bauer024
Senior Member


1798 Posts
12/05
Posted - Oct 13 2007 : 07:30:36 AM


Quote:

eyeballs a bleeding wrote:
Alana, it's nice that you are there to support your friend. My question to you is: Would you feel the same way if it was you and your child in the same situation? I think not. This guy deserves to made an example of. There is no justification not to. He is responsible for the death of a 4 year old.




you have been rude and disrespectful this whole thread eyeballs .i have no clue who you are but this tragedy is sad enough Brain was someone i have met a couple of times a nice man something you are not. i am saddened that a child died it is sicking that someone like you would see joy in this and say things about someone you do not know. it makes me sick that people like you sit in your glass houses and preach and attack those who make mistakes. i feel your day will come.

the LA area is a crazy place i was there last week and people racing cars all over down there i was walking on the sidewalk on Wilshire Tuesday night when a car i say going 100+ easy locked his brakes slid through a stop light turned around and went the other way again 100+. its a crazy town with crazy people that make mistake or accidents. i feel for this family and i feel for Brian god knows he is in a hell already that none of us can even pretend to know about. i will not attack him at all he is human just like me and the rest of us here.


mike south your a idiot also i cant believe that this thread is even allowed to be open any more. what a joke some of you people are attacking a man some of you called a friend. i have nothing invested in Brain and i want to see him at least get his day in court. people like mike and eyeballs who were there and saw this crime when they weren't even in the area but they have all the facts to the case because they are kojack or matlock. your day will come throwing rocks in glass houses comes back to haunt you someday.


sorry drew and steph i will not come back into this thread but this was the first time i have and it makes me ill to see how some have treated Brain i had to say something wrong or right i had to .

Edited by - bauer024 on 10/13/2007 7:53:38 AM



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#280264 - 10/13/07 03:27 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
k1ng Offline
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#280265 - 10/13/07 03:33 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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the LA area is a crazy place i was there last week and people racing cars all over down there i was walking on the sidewalk on Wilshire Tuesday night when a car i say going 100+ easy locked his brakes slid through a stop light turned around and went the other way again 100+. its a crazy town with crazy people that make mistake or accidents.

- dan bauer as told to drew and steph
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#280266 - 10/13/07 04:10 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
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surewood smoked a bowl with me before. he is good in my book
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#280267 - 10/13/07 07:46 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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surewood smoked a bowl with me before. he is good in my book





Pony up the dough for his defense fund.

Also, if you smoked a bowl with Manson and then learned about his subsequent wickedness would he still be "good" in YOUR "BOOK?"


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#280268 - 10/13/07 07:54 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially.




Couldn't Brian tap into his 401k or IRA to help pay for his legal fees?

Maybe he could get someone to liquidate his famous sword and knife collection on eBay to buy a week's worth of lawyering.




Reminds me of what a whore said in that fantastic HBO documentary Hookers at The Point (1996) , "Howin aint got no Social Scuuurty!"

No legal defense fund, I'm sure.

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#280269 - 10/14/07 08:00 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Quote:

the LA area is a crazy place i was there last week and people racing cars all over down there i was walking on the sidewalk on Wilshire Tuesday night when a car i say going 100+ easy locked his brakes slid through a stop light turned around and went the other way again 100+. its a crazy town with crazy people that make mistake or accidents.




I realize that I am paying this fleshy man-child more attention than he merits, but what point is he trying to make here? "Everyone street races in LA so it's no big deal", or "That's how you're supposed to drive in LA"

What a pathetic fool.
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#280270 - 10/14/07 09:10 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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i love that quote...it reads almost as if it could come out of West's "The Day of the Locust"

Dan Bauer always fascinated me ...a Janitor from the Pacific Northwest falling in love with a foul looking lil porno freak and her suitcase pimp hubby and obsessing over Jack Bauer.

The old Belladonna Forum was funny as hell... Between nasty walrus-like hood rat Lesbians in Brooklyn to Bauer raping his bi-weekly to mail exotic wear to star and forum wart alike!

hate the star love the forum


PS- I made this especially full of hate in hopes to lure Bauer into the thread to defend himself some honour...there is at the end nothing more full of Laffs than that!




Belladonna admires the rotting corpse of Dan Bauer's
grandfather that he UPS'd to her after she made a
random comment about wanting it in her Blog.
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#280271 - 10/14/07 11:04 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Is that a still from Jenna Loves Bella?
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#280272 - 10/14/07 08:24 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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3 hours later he was up in Brandon Iron's Suite jerking off on Hailey Young's face.





... and how did that make you feel?
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#280273 - 10/15/07 09:27 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Quick update ....

I was able to speak with six attorneys in regards to being associated in on Brian's case. I was able to narrow the search to three criminal defense attorneys, with all three having handled at least six vehicular homicide cases.

All three are equally up to the task and have the necessary experience. Brian's family has also spoken directly to all three. The family is at a point of weighing the costs involved with taking this matter to trial and will decide tomorrow on who they will retain.

If you are interested in attending and supporting Brian, the hearing is scheduled for Wednesday October 17th, 8:30am at the Van Nuys Sup. Ct Depart. 100. This hearing might go all day depending on whether there are any media requests.

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Michael

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#280274 - 10/15/07 09:43 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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#280275 - 10/16/07 08:11 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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We need to send Travis as XPT's representative. In his sweatpants, of course.

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#280276 - 10/16/07 08:17 AM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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#280277 - 10/26/07 01:11 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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bumped because of this adultfyi article. It's a bit lengthy, sorry:

Brian Surewood in Protective Custody
--Gene Ross

Porn Valley- Attorney Michael Fattorosi aka Pornlaw, was a guest on the show Lynn LeMay and I host on KSEX, www.ksex.com. Fattorosi was on this past Wednesday afternoon.

After casually suggesting an image change in which I, as Fattorosi's potential image consultant, would have him adopting more of a General Custer look by wearing attorney Jerry Spence's old fringe buckskin jackets, Fattorosi said lawyers tend to have their own style and look.

"I'll tell you what Brian Surewood's mom said when she met me," Fattorosi continued. "She goes yes I can imagine you being Brian's attorney."

Fattorosi felt that had he walked into that first meeting with a pinstripe demeanor she would have looked at him, "How could you be his lawyer?"

Since he brought the subject up, I asked Fattorosi how Surewood was doing www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24881.

"He's doing okay," said Fattorosi. "Without going into too many details, he is in protective custody. It means he's in solitary confinement for his own protection.

"Not so much for Brian but for the other gentleman [Armando Ayon] that was involved, the other gentleman I had heard- don't know how, don't know where- that there was some death threats made against his life.

"And he requested to stay in protective custody. And at that point we talked to Brian and he requested to stay in protective custody as well."

Surewood's arraignment was October 17.

"Had Brian come up with the bail, he would have been on his own recognizance," I said.

"It's a very large bail- it's a $1.2 million bail," said Fattorosi.

"By putting that bail up, your price of freedom is $125,000. That's what you're going to have to pay and you're not going to get that money back to be able to walk free. Not a lot of people have $125,000 sitting around to say, hey, I want to be free. Especially when you're looking at a criminal case the way we're looking at it. You've got to conserve resources and spend the money where it's best spent."

According to Fattorosi, a preliminary hearing is scheduled some time in January, so Surewood remains in custody until then.

I asked Fattorosi what Surewood's day would be like.

"He can receive letters, he can receive care pacakages," continues Fattorosi. "But as far as interaction with other people, no."

Which means no TV.

"You can't do shit and just stare at a wall," I add.

"Read and stare at a wall," Fattorosi agrees. "Jail's not a fun place to be for any situation. But when you're in protective custody that makes it much more difficult."

Another attorney was brought into the case.

"I'm not a criminal defense attorney handliong criminal; cases of this magnitude," Fattorosi explains. "For a thing like this, I wanted an attorney involved in the case that knew the Van Nuys court house, knew the judges, knew the prosecutor and we actually went through a fairly long list of attorneys that were capable of handling this case.

"With his family and his friends input, we selected a firm by the name of Jonathan Kissel. The actual attorney that's going to be handling the case over there is a man by the name of Peter Korn who was a prosecutor in the Van Nuys office for 14 years."

"He knows prosecuor Falco who is handling the case on behalf of the county of Los Angeles," states Fattorosi.

"I know that Brian's in very capable hands with Kissel and Korn doing the vast majority of the criminal defense work. I'll sit second chair; I'll help out where I can but they're going to be doing the vast majority."

I thought that the LA mayor's comments about throwing the book at Surewood were a little disturbing.

"What would you expect him to say?" comments Fattorosi. "Honestly, as a politician there was a lot of uproar over this case. I remind anybody who's watching or listening, the day before this happened there was another incident in El Monte where you had to road racers, allegedly, who ended up killing a mother and two children. Their car flipped over and burst into flames. So when you have that back-to-back, you got to have the mayor step up and say something. I don't blame the mayor for what he says. He's a politician and he's going to do what he can to stay on the voters good side."

"What I don't like is what LAPD is doing," Fattorosi adds. "Those are police officers not politicians. Some of the quotes they've made, while not being inaccurate, are sensational. And to go out there and make sensational quotes about an ongoing criminal investigation makes me a little concerned."

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#280278 - 10/26/07 06:17 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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So, will anyone send a gift package to B. Surewood? Here is a list of idea that I came up with:

1) Puzzles
2) Those pink Sno things that the black people love to eat.
3) Hand/finger puppets
4) Etch-a-sketch

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#280279 - 10/26/07 06:30 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Registered: 09/08/07
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...all the while looking like Captain Morgan's retarded brother...




that's beyond funny
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#280280 - 10/26/07 07:11 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Reminds me of what a whore said in that fantastic HBO documentary Hookers at The Point (1996) , "Howin aint got no Social Scuuurty!"

No legal defense fund, I'm sure.


Excellent Hooker docs on HBO, I think they did about 4.

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#280281 - 10/26/07 07:30 PM Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Registered: 08/15/07
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3) Hand/finger puppets





i think these are rather cute!


i love puppets; i was actually looking at some earlier...


i dont think you can puppets in protective custody!
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