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#280113 - 10/10/07 02:36 PM Smelly Monkey are you out there?
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Monkey please e-mail me, tonymalice@yahoo.com or tony@jmvideo.net. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#280114 - 10/10/07 03:08 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Monkey please e-mail me, tonymalice@yahoo.com">tonymalice@yahoo.com</a> or <a href="mailto:tony@jmvideo.net. ....smelly = chico wang? just wondering
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#280115 - 10/10/07 04:26 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Quote: Monkey please e-mail me, tonymalice@yahoo.com">tonymalice@yahoo.com</a> or <a href="mailto:tony@jmvideo.net. ....smelly = chico wang? just wondering that was always my assumptions based on some things he said that narrowed it down to a few people. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280116 - 10/10/07 06:09 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Monkey's IPs must be showing up in the logs. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#280117 - 10/10/07 06:09 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Shouldn't this be in the Cage? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#280118 - 10/10/07 06:46 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: Quote: Quote: Monkey please e-mail me, tonymalice@yahoo.com">tonymalice@yahoo.com</a> or <a href="mailto:tony@jmvideo.net. ....smelly = chico wang? just wondering that was always my assumptions based on some things he said that narrowed it down to a few people. Zip it homo. _________________________
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#280119 - 10/10/07 06:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	lol @ longshot for believing the things monkey said.
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#280120 - 10/10/07 07:18 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: lol @ longshot for believing the things monkey said. I was referring to a few very specific things he mentioned in PM's. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280121 - 10/10/07 08:14 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	statement stands.
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#280122 - 10/10/07 08:26 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Monkey's IPs must be showing up in the logs. I saw him on AIM recently...the IM program, not the herpes testing clinic.
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#280123 - 10/10/07 10:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: Monkey's IPs must be showing up in the logs. I saw him on AIM recently...the IM program, not the herpes testing clinic. Tell him I love him. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#280124 - 10/10/07 10:25 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	I honestly had stopped trying to figure it out myself long ago... just figured it was either Brandon, DJ, Jeff, Nelson, Luke, Tony, Mike , Volt or Vegas... Though at one point i thought it was Padova. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280125 - 10/10/07 10:55 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Quote: Monkey's IPs must be showing up in the logs. I saw him on AIM recently...the IM program, not the herpes testing clinic. Tell him I love him. Tell him I hate him and that he dies a slow suffocating death as his internal organs are exposed out of his abdomen only to be infested by fire ants. _________________________
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#280126 - 10/11/07 06:56 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Tell him I hate him and that he dies a slow suffocating death as his internal organs are exposed out of his abdomen only to be infested by fire ants. I'm hurt. I thought that's what you wanted for me.
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#280127 - 10/11/07 08:44 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Im pretty sure Monkey was Voltron. RIP buddy. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#280128 - 10/11/07 09:48 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	I don't think so...The Minion was on a bender for a few months last year, trying to find out who Monkey was. If it was Wanker, he would surely have seen him logged in at least once.
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#280129 - 10/11/07 09:55 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Anonymous Unregistered	From everything I've read, the Monkey had a sense of humor. Wife-beaters generally tend to be humorless fucks, so I'm betting against it.
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#280130 - 10/11/07 12:58 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Tell him I hate him and that he dies a slow suffocating death as his internal organs are exposed out of his abdomen only to be infested by fire ants. I'm hurt. I thought that's what you wanted for me. Its never too late. _________________________
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#280131 - 10/11/07 02:30 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Remember this gem? No way Inkyo was Monkey. Monkey would never have let Jules Jordan hand him his ass the way Jules handed Inkyo his. Looking back, maybe Monkey really was Jules. They have similar writing styles. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#280132 - 10/11/07 02:44 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Remember this gem? No way Inkyo was Monkey. Monkey would never have let Jules Jordan hand him his ass the way Jules handed Inkyo his. Looking back, maybe Monkey really was Jules. They have similar writing styles. Quote: Chico seems to have a very personal, mysterious, private life, no one seems to really know his real name or his background,other than he is Korean, is he protective over this info? all I know is that he is deathly afraid for his parents who live in hermosa beach to find out what his real occupation is, hopefully no one ever shows them his works. Pretty amusing for such an outrageous guy. He is such a coward he never shows his face on camera or in pictures
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#280133 - 10/11/07 04:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#280134 - 10/11/07 05:04 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? Volt was good with computers, would not surprise me if he used proxies. I myself have used them quite a few times on this and other forums. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280135 - 10/11/07 05:21 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? Yeah, but after a few trade shows posting often resumed again too quickly for an international flight home, more like a drive home in LA. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#280136 - 10/11/07 05:22 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Quote: We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? Yeah, but after a few trade shows posting often resumed again too quickly for an international flight home, more like a drive home in LA. What trades shows was he determined to have attended? Did i miss that? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#280137 - 10/11/07 05:37 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Zenman Quote: We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? lmao...Dope. And you're a Mod why? 95% of the alt ids here play it like that.The incestual masturbater Cocksnot is a testament. heh.. How fucken great would it be..at a trolling level,an alt trolling level if you will,that this sites zenith would be attained at the hands of a bitch slappin,parkin it on the first piece of mexican Tijuana ass he ever got,zipper head?. lol. Willie has recently maintained that he knows who the Monkey is. I'm not calling him out but if this were the time for him to crow...well he's Irish..say no more. I love porn and the laughs it affords me. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#280138 - 10/11/07 05:50 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: the fate that's befallen certain users of this site, Monkey's real name As the plot thickens I came across this. I guess someone may hold a piece of the puzzle. Somehow I don't think it will become shared information. I wasn't around when Smelly Monkey was but his posts have entertained me many times. I hope he's still out there somewhere. damn, Lou beat me to it Edited by Handful (10/11/07 05:53 PM) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#280139 - 10/11/07 06:06 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: Quote: Quote: We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? Yeah, but after a few trade shows posting often resumed again too quickly for an international flight home, more like a drive home in LA. What trades shows was he determined to have attended? Did i miss that? I met him at AEE in 2006 _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#280140 - 10/11/07 06:35 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Zenman Quote: We're forgetting the Brit/Aussie spellings and the Aussie IPs. Yes I know it could be proxies, but who goes to that trouble? lmao...Dope. And you're a Mod why? 95% of the alt ids here play it like that.The incestual masturbater Cocksnot is a testament. heh.. lol, i've had Alt ID's that NO ONE to this day would have suspected... i mean lets face it... there are really only like 10 of us on here. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280141 - 10/11/07 06:50 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Don't ever agree or in any way try and back(*shudders) me up again.If you do I'll see to it that your Grandmothers Meals On Wheels are tainted with pozzed up Cuban mAN-g00. - Believe it. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#280142 - 10/11/07 07:22 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Don't ever agree or in any way try and back(*shudders) me up again.If you do I'll see to it that your Grandmothers Meals On Wheels are tainted with pozzed up Cuban mAN-g00. - Believe it. ^^^ i totally agree. I got your back man. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280143 - 10/12/07 12:05 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Quote: lol, i've had Alt ID's that NO ONE to this day would have suspected... i mean lets face it... there are really only like 10 of us on here. Nope. James has already exposed the fact that Stevie Why and you are one and the same. Or, like the latest South Park Episode, you took a huge SHIT and it mutated into Stevie which then began posting on here about his ground breaking First Amendment "statement". We have you to thank for one to many self-portraits of his smallish penis. Thanks.
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#280144 - 10/12/07 12:16 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Quote: lol, i've had Alt ID's that NO ONE to this day would have suspected... i mean lets face it... there are really only like 10 of us on here. Nope. James has already exposed the fact that Stevie Why and you are one and the same. Or, like the latest South Park Episode, you took a huge SHIT and it mutated into Stevie which then began posting on here about his ground breaking First Amendment "statement". We have you to thank for one to many self-portraits of his smallish penis. Thanks. NOPE. i am NOT stevie why, that is one alt id i cannot claim. I was gone the whole time since like march of this year till a few days ago. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280145 - 10/12/07 12:25 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Quote: Quote: Quote: lol, i've had Alt ID's that NO ONE to this day would have suspected... i mean lets face it... there are really only like 10 of us on here. Nope. James has already exposed the fact that Stevie Why and you are one and the same. Or, like the latest South Park Episode, you took a huge SHIT and it mutated into Stevie which then began posting on here about his ground breaking First Amendment "statement". We have you to thank for one to many self-portraits of his smallish penis. Thanks. NOPE. i am NOT stevie why, that is one alt id i cannot claim. I was gone the whole time since like march of this year till a few days ago. Then that's one super shit man. Hope it didn't tear you up. Again, thanks for one to many nude pictures of Stevie in all his "glory".
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#280146 - 10/12/07 01:04 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
MR WHIP Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/29/07 Posts: 178 Loc: Woodland Hills	i think monkey can be: kahn tusion johnny thrust _________________________ "A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf." Persian proverb'ah
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#280147 - 10/12/07 05:17 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: i think monkey can be: kahn tusion johnny thrust Or FW. _________________________
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#280148 - 10/12/07 07:58 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
mallocup Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/31/04 Posts: 764	monkey, wang? fuck no.. _________________________ Cassie_Florida Offline ADT regular Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 1 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#280149 - 10/12/07 09:39 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Quote: i think monkey can be: kahn tusion johnny thrust Or FW. FW? whos that?
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#280150 - 10/12/07 10:38 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: Quote: i think monkey can be: kahn tusion johnny thrust Or FW. FW? whos that? Frank Wank? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#280151 - 10/12/07 11:14 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Monkey word.
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#280152 - 10/12/07 11:49 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Monkey word. Lol, isn't that Dave Pounder? Haven't talked to that guy in a while. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#280153 - 10/12/07 02:05 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: i think monkey can be: kahn tusion johnny thrust Or FW. FW? whos that? Frank Wank? You are correct sir. _________________________
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#280154 - 10/12/07 02:14 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Lol, isn't that Dave Pounder? Haven't talked to that guy in a while. Yeah, at one time monkey made allusions to being Dave Pounder. Those were pretty funny.
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#280155 - 10/12/07 09:28 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Im pretty sure Monkey was Voltron. RIP buddy. That was my guess too. That or Tony _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#280156 - 10/13/07 11:03 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Monkey was not Chico Wang or "voltron". No matter what you want to believe you can take that to the bank. The fact Monkey hasn't answered this thread and Wang is dead doesn't mean shit- Monkey hadn't posted for months before. He's been busy with Pez season.
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#280157 - 10/13/07 11:18 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Pez season. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#280158 - 10/13/07 11:26 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Wait, I missed Pez season? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#280159 - 10/13/07 12:40 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Jesus you people are stupid....Smelly monkey was Asia C's dead husband, the one who fisted their daughter. Either that or he is Nicole Brazzle's 4th husband, the Coast Guard captain that got eaten by a giant Iraqi-bred Squid off the coast of Miami. What the fuck, let him rest in pieces (hopefully. the miserable prick) ... ohhh its almost time for my Afternoon constitutional. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#280160 - 10/13/07 01:34 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Quote: ohhh its almost time for my Afternoon constitutional. Are they Swedish blonds you call Holly1,2 or a set of Thai Twins? God bless them hookers.
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#280161 - 10/13/07 04:18 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Monkey was not Chico Wang or "voltron". No matter what you want to believe you can take that to the bank. The fact Monkey hasn't answered this thread and Wang is dead doesn't mean shit- Monkey hadn't posted for months before. He's been busy with Pez season. You have some sort of inside knowledge to this point? Oh well that still leaves Tony _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#280162 - 10/13/07 04:31 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
GoatBoy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/30/07 Posts: 86	I have a strong feeling it was Chico. It was either him or the man who met Andy Griffith _________________________ "IN PARTICULAR I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO HELEN NA MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. WHAT I DID WAS WRONG AND WAS UNCONSCIONABLE. IT WAS AN ACT OF A COWARD.I BEG THE COURT FOR MERCY, FOR LENIENCY AT LEAST. THAT'S IT" -Wanker Wang
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#280163 - 10/13/07 06:58 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: I have a strong feeling it was Chico. It was either him or the man who met Andy Griffith Maybe it was The Only Gay in the Village. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280164 - 10/13/07 07:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1134 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Quote: I have a strong feeling it was Chico. It was either him or the man who met Andy Griffith What a great Married... with Children reference. For those of you who don't get this joke, on a multi-part episode of Married, the Bundys go on vacation to some back-water, deep-South shithole little town and this town has a local celebrity whose only claim to fame is that he met Andy Griffith about 25 years ago. This celebrity also turns out to be the serial killer that had been rampaging the same town. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#280165 - 10/13/07 07:39 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Quote: I have a strong feeling it was Chico. It was either him or the man who met Andy Griffith What a great Married... with Children reference. For those of you who don't get this joke, on a multi-part episode of Married, the Bundys go on vacation to some back-water, deep-South shithole little town and this town has a local celebrity whose only claim to fame is that he met Andy Griffith about 25 years ago. This celebrity also turns out to be the serial killer that had been rampaging the same town. yeah... it was set in Dumpwater, FL..... and for some reason i swear i drive past that town every week... _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280166 - 10/21/07 04:30 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	So, is he officially dead? If so, can he give Moblem an update on the dead whores? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#280167 - 10/21/07 06:53 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
GARFIELD2K9 Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 06/23/07 Posts: 23 Loc: In many of Your wives/gfs	Yeah where is Smelly Monkey...good to see alot of the same old members still here
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#280168 - 10/22/07 10:05 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Yeah where is Smelly Monkey...good to see alot of the same old members still here What's up meathead? Still selling cel phones?
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#280169 - 10/22/07 10:30 AM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	who gives a fuck about no smelly monkey?? smelly monkey old news like patrick ewing. I hope he dead!
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#280170 - 10/22/07 02:35 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: I hope he dead! Agree. _________________________
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#280171 - 10/22/07 03:20 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	someone implied to me a long time ago that monkey was luke ford. complete bullshit or a remote possibility? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#280172 - 10/22/07 03:26 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Their senses of humor are fundamentally different. Monkey's was incisive, vicious, derisive, in a word: Jewish. Luke's is oblique, non-confrontational, in a word: goyische. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#280173 - 10/22/07 03:27 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Yes
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#280174 - 10/22/07 03:33 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Their senses of humor are fundamentally different. Monkey's was incisive, vicious, derisive, in a word: Jewish. Luke's is oblique, non-confrontational, in a word: goyische. so, maybe monkey is the jew luke wants to be? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#280175 - 10/22/07 03:45 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Anonymous Unregistered	I've often thought, from what I've read, that the Monkey was Jewish. Last of the Old Schul Jewish. I can see him tapping away on a laptop at the Second Avenue Deli. Zen, Charlie, you guys know what I mean. As for Luke, Zen's fundamentally correct. No matter how hard Luke tries, no matter how much some progressive synagogue might accept him, he will never be able to synthesize within himself the essence that makes one a Jew. It's joked in certain quarters that Bubba was the "first black President." And while it's true that he got things that none of his predecessors could ever fathom, and while he put his office on 125th Street and eats lunch at Sylvia's a few times a week, at the end of the day he's as white as me or GiGi. Or his wife, for that matter. Anyone remember Frank Zappa's Thingfish album? Then you know... You Are What You Is A foolish young man Of de negro persuasion Devoted his life To become a caucasian He stopped eating pork He stopped eating greens He trade his dashiki For some Jordache Jeans! He learned to play golf An' he got a good score Now he says to himself: "I AIN'T NO NIGNINT NO MORE...
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#280176 - 10/22/07 07:07 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Somes Jew I like more than Monkey and Luke: _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#280177 - 10/22/07 08:43 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: who gives a fuck about no smelly monkey?? smelly monkey old news like patrick ewing. I hope he dead! How'd it beez goin', wee-gro? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#280178 - 10/22/07 08:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Not Luke Ford, still think Wanker or Jonathon Morgan _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#280179 - 10/24/07 02:57 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	_________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#280180 - 10/24/07 03:05 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: _________________________
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#280181 - 11/02/07 11:13 PM Re: Smelly Monkey are you out there?
MR WHIP Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/29/07 Posts: 178 Loc: Woodland Hills	_________________________ "A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf." Persian proverb'ah
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