I have been by that vancouver store several times but never had the need or inclination to go inside and buy anything...now that I get strip searched going through airport customs (word on the street is terrorists disguised as cripples may be one of the next plots; I know before 9-11 I used to HARDLY get searched at all.) Anyhoo, I dont need that hassle, I have enough government agencies breathing down my neck....unless soopergriz would kindly MAIL me some hidden in a Holiday Brandied Fruitcake from Whistler Village.

I received a call yesterday morning at 6:38 am EST (which is about 0-dark hundred in Northern Cali) from my designated supervisor whom I will simply call "Miguel"...he says 2 or 3 wolves are about the "farm" (Organic farm me an my Uncle are partners in) and making the work difficult. I gave him the combo to my gun locker which resides in what is NOW my cousin's house (since I sold it to her). I told him to get the .223 and take it with him from now on...anyone want to wager he shoots one of his "cousins" in the ass and I end paying about 23,000 in medical bills plus 10 grand to keep it quiet???

Holly, the triplets from Goteborg will be here by November 1, care to do some freelance shooting of Nude Nordic Goddesses in the Green Mountains of Vermont? I have lots of cocoa puffs and a modest library in my cabin...I'll hide the booze if it will make you feel better.