Pretzel sticks are not a problem... If you ever had a penis and had it removed,even by a industrial accident.. Faggot. If you still have a penis but wish it was a vagina instead, or have altered it in anyway OR, if you have ever placed said penis in any mans ass,mouth or hand or wished that you could?... FAGGOT!
Have you tranformed in any way from your natural state at birth? Faggotry.. Have you ever cried for help on a message board or wasted bandwith with nonsensical bullshit? Bitch..
Ever sat in a stall in an airport mens room tapping your foot? (both feet braced against the walls of the stall in an effort to relieve constipation doesnt count since fags are never constipated )...faggadosious. Exemptions... see the Tom Cruise rule....