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#279599 - 10/07/07 05:18 PM 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
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From ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH:

52¢ doughnut may cost man 30 years to life

FARMINGTON, MO. — Shoplifters at Country Mart tend to favor cold medicines
and packaged meats. They used to steal cigarettes, too, until tobacco was moved
behind the counter. But the doughnuts were never a target for thieves.

Country Mart's doughnuts — fried fresh daily in the store — sell for just 52
cents each. That is why the "shoplifters will be prosecuted" signs are
displayed in aisle 4 with the pricey pain and allergy pills, and not in aisle 5
beside the glass doughnut case with its tiger tails, jelly-filleds and eclairs.

Then one man's sweet tooth got the better of him. He stole a doughnut. A single
doughnut.

Authorities called it strong-arm robbery. The "doughnut man," as the suspect is
now known, faces five to 15 years in prison for his crime. And Farmington, a
town of 14,000 people about 70 miles south of St. Louis, has been buzzing about
it ever since.

"That someone would take just a single doughnut, not something very expensive
or extravagant, that's unique," supermarket assistant manager Gary Komar said,
smiling.

Scott A. Masters, 41, is accused of shoplifting the pastry and pushing a store
worker who tried to stop him. The worker was unhurt. But with that shove, his
shoplifting turned into a strong-arm robbery. Masters, who appeared in court
Friday, is stunned. The prosecutor shows no signs of backing down. In fact,
because Masters has a prior record, he could get a sentence of 30 years to life.

Lanell Gibbs was there the day of the doughnut heist.

"That was a first," Gibbs, 68, said.

She has worked for 11 years as a cashier at Country Mart, a regional
supermarket chain. Next to her register, she keeps a clipping from the local
newspaper about the doughnut man's case. He was indicted just last month,
although the theft took place in December. She likes to show the article to
customers as she recounts the story.

It was about 11 a.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 6. The store was in a lull. Gibbs, who
could see the doughnut case from her station, said she saw Masters slip the
doughnut into the pocket of his hooded sweatshirt.

She turned to a co-worker and said, "I saw him take a doughnut. Let's see if he
pays for it."

They watched Masters as he strolled past the seven green checkout lanes and out
a side door between the customer service desk and the pharmacy, passing under a
giant "Country Mart Thanks You" sign.

Gibbs' co-worker followed Masters into the parking lot. The co-worker, a
54-year-old woman, demanded that Masters come inside, according to the police
report. He offered to give the doughnut back. She declined and grabbed his arm.

That is when Masters allegedly delivered "a backhanded punch to the chest" and
took off running, police said.

"That made her mad," Gibbs recalled.

The woman, who was uninjured, jumped in her car and called police as she chased
Masters. He was arrested minutes later.

Farmington Police Chief Rick Baker said the two incidents taken separately
equaled two misdemeanors: shoplifting and minor third-degree assault. Together,
they make for second-degree robbery, a class B felony, defined in state law as
forcibly stealing property. The amount of force and the amount of property does
not matter.

"It's not the doughnut," Baker said. "It's the assault."

Masters is a small man, wiry, about 5-foot-6, with short-cropped hair, a
graying goatee and hound-dog eyes. He is a "frequent flier" at the St. Francois
County detention center.

"Yeah, Scotty is well known," said Deputy Sheriff Dennis Smith, reviewing
Masters' criminal history.

Masters, who lives in the nearby town of Park Hills, has been arrested more
than a dozen times: for being drunk, for shoplifting, for missed court dates,
for marijuana possession. He spent most of the 1990s and a stretch from 2000 to
2004 in state prison for the felonies of torching a car to collect insurance
and possessing methamphetamine ingredients.

In a jailhouse interview last week, Masters admitted he had taken the doughnut.
Masters said he had been taking a break from his roofing job when he stopped
into Country Mart. He was hungry. He fled the scene, but he said he did not lay
a hand on the woman.

"Strong-arm robbery? Over a doughnut? That's impossible," Masters said,
exasperated. "I've never had a violent crime in my life. And there's no way I
would've pushed a woman over a doughnut."

After his arrest, he forgot all about the case. He assumed it had been
dismissed. He spent the summer in jail on outstanding warrants. Just before he
was to get out, he was indicted Sept. 14 in the doughnut case. His bail was set
at $25,000 — well beyond his means.

Masters briefly appeared in court Friday. His case was continued until next
month. He is shaken by the possibility of a third felony conviction. A
prosecutor could pursue an enhanced sentence. As a persistent offender, Masters
could face a murderer's term.

"I can't believe this crap," Masters said.

A grand jury agreed with police on the strong-arm robbery charge. County
Prosecutor Wendy Wexler Horn said that it was "way too early to know how it is
going to play out" but that the charge seemed appropriate given the
allegations. She was aware that some people seemed shocked by the case.

"People are missing the point," Horn said. "It is not about the doughnut."

But to many people here, it is all about the doughnut.

Still, for all the attention paid to the doughnut incident, one detail may
never emerge: the kind of doughnut Masters stole.

Country Mart stocks everything from simple glazed ring doughnuts to gooey
butter squares to filled cream horns and danishes. But the police report makes
no mention of the doughnut style. Gibbs said she could not recall it. Other
workers, too, drew a blank.

Even Masters, sitting in jail with only time to think, said he could not
remember. It is a detail that seems lost to history.

And Masters never got a chance to enjoy that fateful doughnut.

He said he threw it to the ground when he fled.

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Well, it is Ashcroft territory.

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#279600 - 10/08/07 05:29 AM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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This could be a case of overkill but speaking from past experience everyone should work at least a year in a department store/supercenter type of environment and see how cynical you become of humanity in general. People have absolutely no respect for goods/property that is not theirs. I could list countless times I had to pick up bones/food scraps from stuff that was eaten without being paid for, perishable goods like meat, dairy products and other frozen foods that were just stuffed behind a display somewhere when someone decided they didn't want it and left for some poor schmuck (i.e. me) to discover at the end of the night instead of being put back where they got it.(Think about that the next time you bitch about the cost of milk) I've seen people change their minds and literally drop something they didn't want on the floor not one step away from the rack they picked up from because they were to Goddamn lazy to put it back. To say nothing of all the conmen and ripoff artists who are trying to walk out with anything not nailed down or can't believe you have the gall to ask them for i.d. with the $5000 check they are writing. Yeah the sentence may not fit the crime but I can't cry to many tears for any asshole like this who finally gets the boot up his ass he deserves.
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#279601 - 10/08/07 05:35 AM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Malcolm Y Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
so stop stealing other people's stuff, aight? it may sound extreme but jeez... he got 3 strikes to learn that simple fucking rule... don't steal other people's stuff. not gonna shed any tears over this lousy asshole while there are real people out there much more deserving of sympathy.

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#279602 - 10/08/07 11:55 AM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

everyone should work at least a year in a department store/supercenter type of environment and see how cynical you become of humanity in general.




I couldn't agree with you more. That's why I changed jobs.

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#279603 - 10/08/07 11:57 AM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Frankly, if they opened the gas chamber at the local animal shelter, let the cats and dogs run free and threw him in instead, I would not lose any sleep.

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#279604 - 10/08/07 01:18 PM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Frankly, if they opened the gas chamber at the local animal shelter, let the cats and dogs run free and threw him in instead, I would not lose any sleep.




For a Donut?

Murderers, Child Molsters, Rapists, Traitors, Cross Burners, Half the Bush Administration and Most of Congress... yeah, I've got no problem with throwing them in the gas chamber. Probably a few others I'm overlooking...

But a Donut?!?!?

Sounds like they've got no real crime in Missouri.

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#279605 - 10/08/07 01:21 PM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
He can go for his priors and the doughnut. The more the merrier!

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#279606 - 10/08/07 01:33 PM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Anonymous
Unregistered


Meh. Drug offenses and insurance fraud. Piddlin'.

Now This Guy should be at the head of the line.

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#279607 - 10/08/07 01:37 PM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Quote:

The pictures had been digitally altered to hide the man's face behind a swirly pattern. But computer experts at Germany's BKA police agency, which discovered them, were able through forensic work to reproduce recognizable images.




Fucking brilliant job!

I'll kill that one with my bare hands.

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#279608 - 10/08/07 03:32 PM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
The guy is an endangerment to society and should get the chair. His crime is one against humanity as a whole.
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#279609 - 10/13/07 07:50 PM Re: 30-To-Life... For A Donut.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
In the 70s one of my mom's friends invited her to join her family for lunch. She proceeded to go around the supermarket [Hill's, a NY/LI chain] making sandwiches for herself and her children while going up and down the aisles. They even ripped open cookie packages and drank from chocolate milk containers. She paid for none of and left a path of grocery carnage in her wake.

My mom left in horror. She was one friend lighter.
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