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Post-menopausal women have more periods than your sentences. What's the deal, man?




I guess the only Dickens you're familiar with are the kind you were paid to insert in your sphincter.

I'm also guessing from the last few of your "observations" that there is a stand up routine you're working on.

"WHAT IS THE DEAL!?!?!?!"





Nope, ain't no Dorothy Parker and a sad imitation of Jerry Seinfeld.


The Period

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct
the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present
period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its
being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree
of comparison only....cliky the.....


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