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#279394 - 10/06/07 08:34 AM what's up with fagswithdowns guy
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Post-menopausal women have more periods than your sentences. What's the deal, man?
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#279395 - 10/06/07 09:31 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I think it's his niche.
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#279396 - 10/06/07 09:34 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
DownWithFags Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/07
Posts: 52
lol im sorry i didnt mean to offend anyone i know i am not a great write and will not win a pulitzer or wahtever but when i think i have something to say i just say it nothing more and nothing less if you dont like it just dont read it ok lets live and let live here friends we are all xxx lovers so lets just not fight right ok

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#279397 - 10/06/07 09:40 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I think it's his niche.




lame
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#279398 - 10/06/07 10:00 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
DownWithFags Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/07
Posts: 52
look i am not trying to get into a fight with anyone i have no intention of upsetting anyone and i dont wish harm on anyone here or in real life why are you trying to start shit with me gia dont you see that we all lose if we fight when there is nothing to fight about lets be reasonable and at least ignore eachother if we cant be friends ok i dont want to fight with you because i dont hate you

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#279399 - 10/06/07 10:03 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
that is fucking annoying, i am with gia.
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#279400 - 10/06/07 10:04 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
lame or cool Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
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look i am not trying to get into a fight with anyone i have no intention of upsetting anyone and i dont wish harm on anyone here or in real life why are you trying to start shit with me gia dont you see that we all lose if we fight when there is nothing to fight about lets be reasonable and at least ignore eachother if we cant be friends ok i dont want to fight with you because i dont hate you





Double secret society lame.

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#279401 - 10/06/07 10:36 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

lets be reasonable and at least ignore eachother if we cant be friends ok i dont want to fight with you because i dont hate you





that approach doesn't work in Prison and it doesn't work in the cage.



fagswithdowns
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#279402 - 10/06/07 10:48 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

look i am not trying to get into a fight with anyone i have no intention of upsetting anyone and i dont wish harm on anyone here or in real life why are you trying to start shit with me gia dont you see that we all lose if we fight when there is nothing to fight about lets be reasonable and at least ignore eachother if we cant be friends ok i dont want to fight with you because i dont hate you




take it to ADT.

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#279403 - 10/06/07 11:23 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Is there a mod in the house who will step the fuck up and sweep out the gutters?

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#279404 - 10/06/07 12:59 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

Post-menopausal women have more periods than your sentences. What's the deal, man?





I guess the only Dickens you're familiar with are the kind you were paid to insert in your sphincter.

I'm also guessing from the last few of your "observations" that there is a stand up routine you're working on.

"WHAT IS THE DEAL!?!?!?!"





Nope, ain't no Dorothy Parker and a sad imitation of Jerry Seinfeld.


The Period

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct
the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present
period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its
being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree
of comparison only....cliky the.....


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#279405 - 10/06/07 01:03 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Is there a mod in the house who will step the fuck up and sweep out the gutters?




Indeed. We just got rid of Warped_Seed and Queerboy, only to be saddled with Gay or Tool, FagswithDowns, and MR. WHIP. And is Karma still around or is he just laying low for a while. He does some good work ranking on Luke, but that flaming skull and misplaced contempt have to go.

Edit: Speak of the devil. Karma, stick to Luke, Chico Wang and other deserving scumbags. Your work shines there. And get rid of that stupid skull.


Edited by Jim B. (10/06/07 01:08 PM)

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#279406 - 10/06/07 01:16 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
lame or cool Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
Quote:

Quote:

Is there a mod in the house who will step the fuck up and sweep out the gutters?




Indeed. We just got rid of Warped_Seed and Queerboy, only to be saddled with Gay or Tool, FagswithDowns, and MR. WHIP. And is Karma still around or is he just laying low for a while. He does some good work ranking on Luke, but that flaming skull and misplaced contempt have to go.

Edit: Speak of the devil. Karma, stick to Luke, Chico Wang and other deserving scumbags. Your work shines there. And get rid of that stupid skull.





lame. Can we ban Jim.B for consistent lameness?

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#279407 - 10/06/07 01:22 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered




I'm shaking in my boots, Gay Alt using Christian as an av...

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#279408 - 10/06/07 01:23 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
lame or cool Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
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I'm shaking in my boots, Gay Alt using Christian as an av...




Can we ban this guy? He is really lame

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#279409 - 10/06/07 01:35 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered


Hey Tinkerbell, you think Windsock is lame.

Your schtick is tired, your act is faggy and YOU are as lame as a prolapsed rectum.







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#279410 - 10/06/07 01:54 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
lame or cool Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
Quote:

Hey Tinkerbell, you think Windsock is lame.

Your schtick is tired, your act is faggy and YOU are as lame as a prolapsed rectum.











Someone please ban this guy

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#279411 - 10/06/07 01:56 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered


Lame.

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#279412 - 10/06/07 01:59 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Downwithfagsguys' moral complexities have made me re-examine myself. No longer will I take pleasure in the physical discomfort of whores as they allow themselves to be sodomized in the most brutal of manners. I will try to be respectful to the girls who give so much but never take. I will watch flowery condom-only Vivid features and try to be happy and loving to everyone I encounter. Thank you, dwf, for helping me lead a better, gayer life. Now why don't you run along and watch some Meatholes. Director Khan is the most respectful in the industry.

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#279413 - 10/06/07 02:05 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered


See, that's why I think it's Dan Bauer:

Quote:

hey guys i think its time we start respecting the girls gypsy is a cool girl and deserves our respect i feel we need to get along ok


dan



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#279414 - 10/06/07 02:09 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Dan Bauer? Sorry I don't watch 24.
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#279415 - 10/06/07 02:14 PM who would you rather see fisted
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681

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#279416 - 10/06/07 02:17 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered


Dan is an über-fat, basement dwelling whore-stalker who frequents places like ADT, the Belladonna fan site and Sasha Grey's MySpace. I think there's a good profile of him on Willie's Meet The Fanbois thread. He also believes in "beautiful women, sharing their sexuality with us..." and has a major phobia of punctuation.

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#279417 - 10/06/07 02:22 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Is fear of punctuation a legitimate phobia? I did a quick look and found nothing.
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#279418 - 10/06/07 02:25 PM Re: who would you rather see fisted
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Who would you rather see fisted in a bathtub of gasoline?




See, I get the feeling Dan will be fun to have around and abuse for a while. Yes, I know we have both Longshot and Cryin' Ryan making appearances this week, but Bauer is a special case: Part Tard, Part Fanboi, Part Bum, he brings the worst of so many worlds to the table that it's hard not to like him.

LOCG is just.. Lame. And very, very gay.

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#279419 - 10/06/07 02:41 PM Re: who would you rather see fisted
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I voted for big tits.



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#279420 - 10/06/07 03:42 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

lol im sorry i didnt mean to offend anyone i know i am not a great write and will not win a pulitzer or wahtever but when i think i have something to say i just say it nothing more and nothing less if you dont like it just dont read it ok lets live and let live here friends we are all xxx lovers so lets just not fight right ok





windsock.
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#279421 - 10/06/07 04:53 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

I think it's his niche.




I thought this board didn't have niches, only jondras.
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#279422 - 10/07/07 05:27 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
ban jim b
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#279423 - 10/07/07 05:37 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Anonymous
Unregistered


Hey, little boy, remember what the Arab told you? CLICKY

Quote:

Sit the fuck down and don't speak until you're spoken to...


Jesus Christ, if we need any more shit from you, I'll just squeeze your little pinhead, okay? We'll somehow get by without your participation in the future. It'll be agony, always looking over our shoulder, wondering what "Dane," our loquatious commentator on XPT thinks ... but we'll somehow survive without it, okay?


Seriously, go fuck yourself, you pathetic fucking hand-whore. Mike Meatmaster posts everywhere else but here. Go find him and Smartt and pop the cork on your new Vanilla Almond bottle of hand creme.




Seriously, try contributing something of your own before you presume to comment on anything.

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#279424 - 10/08/07 01:07 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Christ the King,on a shiny red bike! What in the FUCK is going on here???
Remember when we handled these matters with swift,violent and brutal flamewars? Nobody whined for mod to step in to clean house.... Being able to handle your business was a requirement for survival in the cage... Fuck, if a victim didnt wander in often enough, we would sharpen our claws in eachother...
This fucking thread is an abomination.
It was like twenty minutes of gay-pillow fighting with a splash of hair pulling..
You are all bitches. If you want to man up please..get at me. This shit here? Totally unacceptable This fucking thread is making my ass pucker.
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#279425 - 10/08/07 03:37 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
DownWithFags Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/07
Posts: 52
sorry bishop you know i love your work but new times are here and it is good very good if the industry is ever to be respected we need to clean up in front of our own door and that means taking out the garbage right the old days was fun but we need to grow up and act better ok i know this may sound boring but it is for the best ok

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#279426 - 10/08/07 07:32 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

we need to clean up in front of our own door




What's with the "we" shit? Are you another porn insider? We already have Darth and at least he is funny. You are pathetic.

Aren't you a janitor or something like that? Please come over here and mop my floor.

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#279427 - 10/08/07 11:38 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Christ the King,on a shiny red bike! What in the FUCK is going on here???
Remember when we handled these matters with swift,violent and brutal flamewars? Nobody whined for mod to step in to clean house.... Being able to handle your business was a requirement for survival in the cage... Fuck, if a victim didnt wander in often enough, we would sharpen our claws in eachother...
This fucking thread is an abomination.
It was like twenty minutes of gay-pillow fighting with a splash of hair pulling..
You are all bitches. If you want to man up please..get at me. This shit here? Totally unacceptable This fucking thread is making my ass pucker.




Dude, you're right. We'll wait till recess and get him on the swings.
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#279428 - 10/09/07 12:00 AM Re: who would you rather see fisted
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Who would you rather see fisted in a bathtub of gasoline?




See, I get the feeling Dan will be fun to have around and abuse for a while. Yes, I know we have both Longshot and Cryin' Ryan making appearances this week, but Bauer is a special case: Part Tard, Part Fanboi, Part Bum, he brings the worst of so many worlds to the table that it's hard not to like him.

LOCG is just.. Lame. And very, very gay.




I voted for big tits also, since Dan is a likeable guy in person. Although, seeing LOCG fisted in a pool of gasoline is kind of tempting.

However, I think his actions here are leaning towards a cage-style pistol-whipping like that of AC Cream in years passed, or what I had hoped would at least happen with Noahped or ArinsystematicX here (still disappointed after nearly 2 years...sigh). The latter two are just pure annoying.

Bish, we need guys of your caliber to return. Although my posts are far from worthy - it was you, Arab, Monkey & others departed who made me at least try. Of course, the alumni of Bornyo, Jamesn, etc. are still present, but they don't seem to stir up as much shit as they did when I began here.

Fanbois make me gag, it's like my own personal phlegmdiscipline.
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#279429 - 10/09/07 12:08 AM Re: who would you rather see fisted
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Sadly, downwithfags isn't Dan Bauer from adt. Bauer's no English major, but his sentences are different than this guy's; just as bad but different- Bauer punctuates, but it's all misplaced and along with the jondras galore.
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#279430 - 10/09/07 12:14 AM Re: who would you rather see fisted
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Sadly, downwithfags isn't Dan Bauer from adt. Bauer's no English major, but his sentences are different than this guy's; just as bad but different- Bauer punctuates, but it's all misplaced and along with the jondras galore.




Yes Gia dear, but Dan is such a diehard when it comes to porn, this all screams Bauer. I think the chances are good, but I won't say it's a definite.
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#279431 - 10/09/07 12:42 PM Re: who would you rather see fisted
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
We need to institute some sort of XPT border control with ADT.

Something that would make Boner-One march through the center of town holding a sign that says "I'm not just a chinless weirdo"
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#279432 - 10/14/07 10:30 AM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

If you want to man up please..get at me. This shit here? Totally unacceptable This fucking thread is making my ass pucker.




Then do something about it, Bishop. Enough with the "good ole days" crap. Demonstration please. Flame or stfu.

If you can't live up to the standards you note of XPT's glorious past then you were just useless baggage of its past. Having been around when XPT was in its Golden Age doesn't mean you were part of its glory. Flame one of these idiots you don't care for. Can you? Have you?

You seemed cool on "Family Business" but you're not.




Take your puckered ass and point it at those gay guys you seem to be obsessed with finding.
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#279433 - 10/14/07 02:09 PM Re: what's up with fagswithdowns guy
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

You seemed cool on "Family Business" but you're not.



Wrong Bishop. XPT's Bishop was around in the business way before "Family Business" Bishop. XPT's Bishop is also a cool mofo. Anyone who knows him can verify that.
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