I would love to see CAOH/Windsock and Jia Gordan enter into a relationship...I think it would be magnificently dysfunctional, but in a way that their love and affection for each other would TRUMP any and all problems, embarrassing moments and shortcomings. It would be like Ben and Sera from Leaving Las Vegas....seriously, think about this folks, I may start yet another will-o-the-whim writing project and write a Book/Play/Story about this relationship-in-theory between Baby-G and CAOH. I envision a VH-1 reality series about their life and times together, much like the sickening "Tori (spelling) & Dean: IN LOVE" except "Baby G and Jizz-sock: Stuck Together" has a more compelling ring to it as well as more interesting characters.
Let me just throw these thoughts and ideas and images out there for you to think about:
CAOH (Travis) is a thoroughly lovable, flawed, good naturedly perverted/raunchy and honest character, someone whom the Complex, Down-to-earth, and Erotically Warped Gia can appreciate. While CAOH is busy Drinking and spilling Beer on his shirts, Gia is dragging him to stores like Nieman Marcus and the Nord buying him a new wardrobe including shirts that he can soil with pride. Gia would be in the odd position of having to PAY for much of CAOH's stuff, but thats ok because Gia exacts payment from Windy Later on at night(s) at home by demanding that he perform & satisfy her penchant and need for Rough sex....that is where the story/series gets interesting.
Gia would allow 'Sock to drink Jusssssst enough to get him to quash his normally sensitive and loving nature and instead adopt a "I am going to REAM and RIP Apart your Fucking Asshole Like it's Junkmail when I am expecting a Tax refund"-type attitude...Gia would enjoy Windy's exclamations during anal sex: "Oh My! You cant see it from where you are Ms Jergens, But My Penis is Pistoning Pleasntly Perpetually Perpindicularly Proximal (to your) Pussy." Gia would find CAOH's comments like "It feels really good inside your ass" to be endearingly simple and sincere. And, in symbollic harmony, when CAOH would frantically pull out of her ass and she would frantically spin around and kneel in front of him with her mouth open, and after he had shot his wad into her open mouth, baby G wouldnt gobble it right away, she would wait a few seconds while Windy poured himself a shot of Jack Daniels, and they would both gulp simultaneously.
The real challenge/possible conflict though, would be dining together and their collective diet. Would Gia be able to convert CAOH/Simp/Windsock from a diet based on Empty Calories from Burger King and Pizza Hut to something that would make his splooge taste better and start the process of reversing the heart disease that is already clogging his areteries? Find out when this reality series starts its run here ar VH-XPT....
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