Some guy calls up a McDonald's pretending to be a police officer. He convinces two female assistant managers, over the phone mind you, that one of their coworkers, also a female and 18 at the time, is a theft suspect and has them strip search the employee in a back office. Apparently the caller also had the strip searched victim perform some sexual acts with the ex boyfriend of one of the assistant managers, again all this directed by some one over the phone. Who's to blame you ask? The caller pretending to be a police officer? No. The assistant managers dumb enough to fall for the trick? No. The assistant manager's ex boyfriend having sexual contact with a random girl for no reason other than someone claiming to be a police officer on the phone asking him to? No. The "victim" for not asking that police officers arrive on scene before the search? No. McDonald's is to blame for not sending a nationwide memo to every McDonald's across America because these prank calls have happened before and they have to pay the girl 6.1 million dollars. Now, I don't give a shit about McDonald's and they can afford the fine, but come on, some backwoods Kentucky chick gets 6.1 million dollars for what happens in LA 50 times a day 365, aka as a casting call? That's fucked up.

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SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky. - A jury awarded $6.1 million Friday to a woman who was forced to strip for a search in a McDonald's back office after someone called the restaurant posing as a police officer reporting a theft.

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btw, there is surveillance video of the incident

just curious, why do you put "victim" in quotation marks? to suggest she is not a victim? it's unclear to me.

would you endure what she went through for 6.1 million dollars, windsock?

no, but what's that got to do with anything? does the money make it less traumatic? or are you thinking she engineered the whole thing to get the dollars? sounds like something really bad happened to her, to me. if she got some money out of the deal, good for her. don't hate the one who gets played then gets paid, hate the game.

by the way, that windsock stuff=lame.

6.1 mil still couldn't buy her any goddamned brains.

bigmoose, do you believe that McDonald's is ultimately responsible for what happened or would you place the majority of the blame on one of the other characters in this sordid tale?

mcdonalds aint rape no one. but i aint gonna say it's bad. usually a bitch gets played like that and she aint even get taken to wendy's afterwards for a frosty or some shit. i feel bad for shorty that got assaulted, not mickey ds. fuck a mcdonalds, they should hire smarter assistant managers.

and again, how does that affect whether she is a victim or not?

well, the "victim" isn't really clear, it may well be McDonalds's is the victim at this point. what if she agreed to the search and agreed to the sexual activities between her and the male participant. rape was never mentioned, she's not claiming or suing for rape, sexual misconduct, or any other type of sexual attack she's suing McDonald's for not warning others about the possibility of similar past prank calls, by phone.

It's fucking Kentucky for chrissakes. The "victim" is probably the smartest one in the entire state. Probably the richest, now, too.

It's pretty fucked up Mcdonalds is getting blamed but I can't say I wouldn't do the exact same thing if I knew I'd get 6.1 million out of it. You would too king and you know it.

Sure as shit. I wouldn't turn down that kind of money. It's just fucked up that McD's is being penalized because it has deep pockets and the prank caller managed to skate.

I don't know. I think Micky D's bears some responsibility if this has been going on for a decade and they didn't issue some kind of alert. I'm not sure if it bears 6.1 mil worth, though.

But again, to McCorporate, 6.1 mil isn't even a daily take, so I don't feel bad in the slightest that the little redneck chick made some green.

As for the managers, did the female ones go to prison? Kentucky has some strokeworthy Inmates. I'll have to look them up.

Rumor has it this is an upcoming episode of Crank Yankers.

Well, someone's crank was getting yanked in that office...

correction here is my whacking material for the next week

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?id=5099&nsfwfs=yes

It was an inside job. That little whore (anyone see the resemblance to Kara Minor?) wanted to audition for an amateur video and to suck cock on camera. But 6.1 mil seems pretty steep, unless like them you got someone else to pay it.

after seeing the video collusion/conspiracy actually sounds pretty reasonable.

-the caller should be jailed for 10 years

-the prick boyfriend of the mcd's manager should be chemically castrated and jailed for 25 years

-the dumbass manager should be jailed for 5 years and lobotomized

-mcd's no penalty


[paid by MDL, the McDonald's Defense League]

What's there to lobotomize? If she fell for the call, and trusted her skell fiance, even shit for brains Ben's gotta have more upstairs than this chick.

Sure wish someone would prank call my ass for $6.1 million. Strip? Bj? Hell, I'd turn my ass into an extra drive-thru window for that much cash.

I'm lovin' it.

SHOES OFF THE FURNITURE!!!

Where were these kids raised?

I hope this doesn't mean the end of the $1 double cheeseburger!