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+1, Holly for bulldozing the slow walking fatties on 3rd/4th outta the damn way. Burg, NEVER carry your ss card in your wallet. It's the sure-fire way to identitheft beyond even cc fraud. Hope all goes well and keep pursuing it, as tedious as it is.



I will say this .... as smooth as Holly was in driving my wheelchair and pushing me around, I have this sinking feeling that Baby G would be like a She-devil behind my handlebars and would just absolutely PLOW through any crowd, fat or thin...In this narrow aspect and area she may be a woman after my own heart in that I wheel around with the attitude "Everyone get the fuck out of my way..." Gia would assert herself, and her conscientious nature in general would cause her to look at it like "I am responsible for Burg's mobility and very life while I am behind his chair's handlebars so ..."; of course being a former stripper, as well as her extensive background in customer service and her experience as a Porn chick where the goal is to EXCITE and AROUSE and SATISFY, Gia would also consciously or subconsciously be trying for as BIG a Tip/Gratuity as possible as my driver!

With Jia Gordanz driving I would be so excited from all the close calls with mailboxes and strollers and 280 lb Housewives (not to mention any hott chicks Gia might spot...she is so cool and eager to please she would want to "give Burg a bonus" and try to drive me up their asses) that I might even have a boner, a possibility in itself just from being near Gia to begin with..... Her disdain for fat people would be a beneficial dynamic in any "Nurse Gia - Patient Burg" situation, although at first glance Holly looks more like a Nurse than Gia. Gia could pass for a well dressed, nymphomaniac doctor though....



** Yes Jia, of course I rarely have my SS card in my wallet...what seems to have happened is my name, my Connecticut Address and Info (not my Massachusetts or California), my bank info and several cards were either grabbed/stolen out of the mail (perhaps during one of my extended absences or vacations in another area/state...My brother grabs my mail every 3 or 4 days when i am not in Connecticut), or simply sold by an unscrupulous employee with access to the info (perhaps from one of my banks in Connecticut, but probably NOT Bank of America even though that is where the other, NON credit card fraud took place.)




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