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Burg, thanks for the tractor. It's a sweet ride.



Well it is Tractor PARTS and Supplies as far as they told me....an actual tractor I doubt they could put on any of my cards except my AMERICAN EXPRESS GOLD....besides, buying a tractor is like buying a RV or boat i think, usually taking 3 to 4 hours at least. But anyway Conky, dont thank me, thank the bank(s) and the sales rep(s) who, in their blind rush to make this quarter's Sales Numbers and Quota, must have skipped a step or three in verifying the purchaser's Identity and validity, especially in Sizable transactions.

If I were these perps armed with stolen CC#s and Information, the LAST fucking thing I'd be getting would be Farm Equipment bullshit .... hell, I wouldnt even know the first THING to buy in terms of Tractor Supplies and Parts...I would probably just buy a bunch of the "Rubber Hoses"; tractors must need rubber hoses somewhere.

Holly, you grow greenbeans....if you had a large enough Green bean patch, you could probably use a tractor right? Would you like an early Christmas Present? Maybe you could incorporate a nice new tractor into some of your shoots in observance of the Autumn harvest season this month and next...all your fans here at XPT have complete faith in your ability to pull this off, namely getting two attractive L.A. - type porn models (male & female) to fuck on and around a tractor and have it look natural.
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