So far they bought some john deere and kubota parts in Jefferson City, MO. They also opened a checking account in Kansas City with his SS# and transferred 13,500 into it from a Bank of America account he had.

His funds are frozen and he can't even charge his airtime at a Starbucks to share this with us firsthand. Until this mess is cleared up and his accounts released there will be whores starving from coast to coast.

My first suspicion was "Chickenmaster is at it again".

Pray for a quick resolution. If not for Burg then for all the strippers. Does anyone else think Burg has more drama in his life than any three pornwhores combined?

Edit: This is not a lie like when I posted he'd died.