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I think burg bought the tractor parts to customize his wheelchair. I can just see him chugging thru a cornfield with ag tires Oliver Douglas style.

(Holly Randall could play the Zsa Zsa Gabor part).

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Fucking desperate fuckers of the world....these Chickenmaster-cloned clowns purchased 96 Grand worth of John Deere and Kubota Tractor parts and supplies in Jefferson City using one of my accounts, and actually made off with 15 thousand of it on a large U-haul rental (that was rented with SOMEONE ELSE's Card/funds) before the fraud was detected.

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Fucking desperate fuckers of the world....these Chickenmaster-cloned clowns purchased 96 Grand worth of John Deere and Kubota Tractor parts and supplies in Jefferson City using one of my accounts, and actually made off with 15 thousand of it on a large U-haul rental (that was rented with SOMEONE ELSE's Card/funds) before the fraud was detected.

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Guapo, do you know that the Al-Qaeda niggas are funding meth labs worldwide?

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Burg, may I suggest that you hire the online detective services of super duo CharlieFoxMag & JimB Inc. Once unleashed they will get to the bottom of this in no time at all.

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Burg, thanks for the tractor. It's a sweet ride.

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Really I think you should take the tractor out to 3rd Street Promenade the next time you're in LA, that way you can just run down all the slow-walking fat people that were in our way the last time we were there.

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Wow, Holly "acting" (because it is not her true nature) all mean and insensitive toward's fat people is giving me a boner.

Da burglar sings "What will I Do when the FAT Girl says: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THE RING? da da da "

Account deleted by Bernadeen, your Bank of Somers Customer Specialist 10/6/07

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Da burglar sings "What will I Do when the FAT Girl says: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THE RING? da da da "

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+1, Holly for bulldozing the slow walking fatties on 3rd/4th outta the damn way. Burg, NEVER carry your ss card in your wallet. It's the sure-fire way to identitheft beyond even cc fraud. Hope all goes well and keep pursuing it, as tedious as it is.

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+1, Holly for bulldozing the slow walking fatties on 3rd/4th outta the damn way. Burg, NEVER carry your ss card in your wallet. It's the sure-fire way to identitheft beyond even cc fraud. Hope all goes well and keep pursuing it, as tedious as it is.

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I will say this .... as smooth as Holly was in driving my wheelchair and pushing me around, I have this sinking feeling that Baby G would be like a She-devil behind my handlebars and would just absolutely PLOW through any crowd, fat or thin...In this narrow aspect and area she may be a woman after my own heart in that I wheel around with the attitude "Everyone get the fuck out of my way..." Gia would assert herself, and her conscientious nature in general would cause her to look at it like "I am responsible for Burg's mobility and very life while I am behind his chair's handlebars so ..."; of course being a former stripper, as well as her extensive background in customer service and her experience as a Porn chick where the goal is to EXCITE and AROUSE and SATISFY, Gia would also consciously or subconsciously be trying for as BIG a Tip/Gratuity as possible as my driver!

With Jia Gordanz driving I would be so excited from all the close calls with mailboxes and strollers and 280 lb Housewives (not to mention any hott chicks Gia might spot...she is so cool and eager to please she would want to "give Burg a bonus" and try to drive me up their asses) that I might even have a boner, a possibility in itself just from being near Gia to begin with..... Her disdain for fat people would be a beneficial dynamic in any "Nurse Gia - Patient Burg" situation, although at first glance Holly looks more like a Nurse than Gia. Gia could pass for a well dressed, nymphomaniac doctor though....



** Yes Jia, of course I rarely have my SS card in my wallet...what seems to have happened is my name, my Connecticut Address and Info (not my Massachusetts or California), my bank info and several cards were either grabbed/stolen out of the mail (perhaps during one of my extended absences or vacations in another area/state...My brother grabs my mail every 3 or 4 days when i am not in Connecticut), or simply sold by an unscrupulous employee with access to the info (perhaps from one of my banks in Connecticut, but probably NOT Bank of America even though that is where the other, NON credit card fraud took place.)

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This thread is posted in the cage??? It stinks like ADT up in here. Speaking of, a mod should lock this thing down or move it to somewhere shitty like Fan Requests. It's an embarrassment. When the best post in the thread is by the Lame/Cool guy, you have to be pretty close to the cold, silty bottom.

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Maybe I shouldn't have posted this in the cage but now that it's pissed off two of the shitty new guys I know it was the right decision.

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"Mary Carey Eats Cookies with Xanax Chips where the M&Ms Ought to Be"-type threads.

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