I thought I would ask to meet Willie here this weekend. I heard you, Justin Magnum, and James Bartholet might be out tearing up the town together. I will be the only true porn insider there and should be easily recognizable. See you there punk!

Hey Darth? How much does serving drinks at a gig like that pay? Good to see you're moving up in the world. Keep it up, champ.

Edit: And bring me a 7 & 7 while you're at it...

Darth has a chubby for Willie D. I wouldn't have guessed an insider would have a thing for redheads.

Shit. Bornyo literally took the words out of my mouth on this. The question I'd like to ask is: Darth, why do you have such a big hardon for Willie? Did he fuck your mother or any other female member of your family? Do you secretly want to have sex with Willie D? Your motivations intrigue me.

Well he has propositioned me in email and viewed my "Darth's cock" thread so many times that it has become intriguing. He really seems to love it much more than the slutty bitches in my company's movies. Even a straight insider loves a cocksucker like Willie.

He's mad at me because he once started a thread called "Who Hates Willie," except that no one agreed with him...it eats at him like warts eat at Sasha's anus.

Don't get me wrong, there are people who hate me: Ivor despises me, even when I agree with him. He thinks I'm a power hungry bastard (he's right) who should never have been modded...well, they asked me, not the other way around.

Smartt hates me because I got modded over him, then banned him...twice. "Ready for my modship, Mr Malice?" I don't think so, you tranny-fucking child rapist.

Guapo hates me because I outed him as a wigger.

Phlogiston and his alias successors hate me because he thinks I banned him, even though that's bullshit, and I lobbied to get him retinstated... See, Phlog???.

Tierney hates me because I hate her, even though she doesn't realize someone has to hate the Kami-successors...Monkey hated Padova, Charmin toilet paper and Sierra Sinn weren't too friendly...you get the idea. Plus she unabnned Smartt, what a suck-cess that was.

I'm also fairly certain I'll never have polite conversations with: Wankus, Drew, Steph, Skeeter, Lackwood, Taryn, William Hyde, Noahped, Mary Carey, Brandon Irons, Cryin Knox, Tony Cumstick, Justin Cider, or Applesaucer. I'm not sure about TT Boy: I hate Brandon and so does TT, so if your enemy's enemy is also your enemy...

Darth is so far down the totem pole he barely registers. It's like Lil Pimp jumping up and down: technically he's causing a very very minor earthquake, but does anyone notice?

Cool. Cool one Darth

Darth, any chance you could teach your fucking pony another trick?

Just sayin'.

Well, at least Darth's not going on about Jules Jordan and being an "insider".

Getting banned and reinstated is Darth's sole purpose in posting.

Make his day, Willie ... ban him!