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Let me get this straight: You actually whacked off while sitting down at the dinner table... With your Grandparents?!?!?!?!?

There are few things stupider in this world than voting for Ralph Nader, but, boy, did you top that.



At a restaurant too, the food hadn't come yet though... i mean I was like 13-14...... but yeah... I used to do it in school too... in class. i was like a masturbation ninja.

I obviously developed self control at some point. I now only masturbate when is appropriate.

It's not like i've ever pulled a Barret Blade and whipped it out in a supermarket because it itched.
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