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#279012 - 10/03/07 06:27 PM *DELETED*
zenman Offline
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#279013 - 10/03/07 08:38 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#279014 - 10/03/07 08:57 PM Re: *DELETED*
Willie D Offline

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#279015 - 10/03/07 09:14 PM Re: *DELETED*
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#279016 - 10/03/07 09:26 PM Re: *DELETED*
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#279017 - 10/03/07 09:28 PM Re: *DELETED*
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#279018 - 10/03/07 09:44 PM Re: *DELETED*
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#279019 - 10/03/07 10:21 PM Re: *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
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#279020 - 10/03/07 10:35 PM Re: *DELETED*
christianxxx Offline
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#279021 - 10/03/07 10:48 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Post deleted by Cassandra
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#279022 - 10/03/07 10:51 PM Re: *DELETED*
Willie D Offline

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She didn't delete you, Longsnot...she laid you out like the pseudo-beef leftovers at the IBP plant in North Sioux City.

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#279023 - 10/03/07 10:58 PM Re: *DELETED*
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She didn't delete you, Longsnot...she laid you out like the pseudo-beef leftovers at the IBP plant in North Sioux City.




LoL, she was arguing with a character anyway, and not one of my better ones.... ffs do you know how hard i was laughing while trying to come up with that far right stuff..... good times, good times.

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#279024 - 10/03/07 11:06 PM Re: *DELETED*
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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good times, good times



Well, Rob, I personally don't care, but I'll relay that most of the "good times" were had by you alone...the rest of XPT was laughing at you.

No matter, if you're moving past porn, continue to do so. Buen suerte.

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#279025 - 10/03/07 11:14 PM Re: *DELETED*
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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good times, good times



Well, Rob, I personally don't care, but I'll relay that most of the "good times" were had by you alone...the rest of XPT was laughing at you.

No matter, if you're moving past porn, continue to do so. Buen suerte.




i never moved past porn... just took a break to kill off bad characters, and feed my wanderlust. I hate being in one place for too long. The reason i took my leave of LA was very complicated, but well... everyone needs a reset once in a while.

Did I act like an ass.... yes. Many times there near the end, but my madness was not without method.

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#279026 - 10/03/07 11:14 PM Re: *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Gotta love Rob's 'It was one of my characters.' Nice excuse. Next time my car insurance is due, I'll just tell them to bill my character. All that porn I did? That wasn't me getting banged in the ass...that was one of my characters.
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#279027 - 10/03/07 11:25 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Gotta love Rob's 'It was one of my characters.' Nice excuse. Next time my car insurance is due, I'll just tell them to bill my character. All that porn I did? That wasn't me getting banged in the ass...that was one of my characters.




Gia, I was playing a far right whackjob... in real life i am so left i am pink (meant in a political, not gay sense).

I was playing a satanist gimmick after i started at Extreme, cause it created a "fitting" image, I have been a Buddhist in real life for 10 years.

Seriously, I'm not the only person in porn to have a Public Persona... I admit i got too carried away into it... so the best way to toss it was to basically self destruct it. Maybe i spent too long around wrestling, but to me a porn persona was a natural idea, pretty much everyone has or is a gimmick, thats why we take pseudonyms. Gia, are you going to seriously say that everything you have done or said or promoted yourself in the biz was ALL you, 100% truth? OR did you develop a character to play for people?
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#279028 - 10/03/07 11:31 PM Re: *DELETED*
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#279029 - 10/03/07 11:31 PM Re: *DELETED*
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I was playing a satanist gimmick after i started at Extreme, cause it created a "fitting" image,...




good choice. that worked out pretty well.
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#279030 - 10/03/07 11:35 PM Re: *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Rob, of course sometimes promoting myself, I was in character; i.e, lying about my age. Everything else was me. Still the same g, especially now that I no longer perform; thus nothing to sell. You were clear out of the biz when Cassandra roasted your ass, so what's your excuse? I'll understand if it was your 12th level Dungeon Master character. Skeletor is still master of the universe, no?
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#279031 - 10/03/07 11:43 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Registered: 01/16/07
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I was playing a satanist gimmick after i started at Extreme, cause it created a "fitting" image,...




good choice. that worked out pretty well.




Hey, I only left Extreme for my own reasons... nothing bad... I will never ever say anything bad about my time there. One of my biggest regrets was leaving Extreme, I still think very highly of Rob, and most everyone else i worked with while i was there. I think i would have drawn the line at the whole Club Satan thing though.... Kinda went too far.
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#279032 - 10/03/07 11:57 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Rob, of course sometimes promoting myself, I was in character; i.e, lying about my age. Everything else was me. Still the same g, especially now that I no longer perform; thus nothing to sell. You were clear out of the biz when Cassandra roasted your ass, so what's your excuse? I'll understand if it was your 12th level Dungeon Master character. Skeletor is still master of the universe, no?




Define out of the biz? And as i said... i was doing my best to truly finish "Longshot" off. Problem is Longshot is now forever my Cactus Jack, was with it too long and too publicly. My ultimate reason for wanting to get rid of the "Longshot" persona.... is i have played a charachter in one place or another since I was 17, I wanted to just leave the gimmicks behind and be myself, pure, real self. No longer having to look like a goth kid 24/7.... go back and look at my pre-extreme posts... when i first entered the biz i really had no desire to create a gimmick... It just happened when I while at Extreme and spiraled on after that.

I miss LA, and wish I could come back... and one day will... I was actually en route at the end of July, but got this feeling of Deja Vu and my wanderlust took over...I ended up taking a tour of Midwest and East coast Theme Parks while planning the next move.... Which well.... Is going to be an amazing journey of a lifetime...

Dont worry, there will be plenty of pics. Maybe my wifes new DD's will show up in em too. (less than a year old is still new)
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#279033 - 10/04/07 12:14 AM Re: *DELETED*
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Every time Longshot returns I'm like "awesome, a porn personality with a different perspective willing to express his opinion" then after about 4 posts I'm like "what an inconsequential self delusional egomaniacal blowhard with issues of self importance". retire to epcot, please.









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#279034 - 10/04/07 12:21 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Registered: 01/16/07
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Every time Longshot returns I'm like "awesome, a porn personality with a different perspective willing to express his opinion" then after about 4 posts I'm like "what an inconsequential self delusional egomaniacal blowhard with issues of self importance". retire to epcot, please.














Honestly, I think the egomaniacal and self importance parts are a little hasty.

I would rather talk about anything but me for the most part... and i am quite humble now days. I got some great perspective on life over the last two years.

I didnt start this conversation... i just made a joke at my own expense.

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#279035 - 10/04/07 12:30 AM Re: *DELETED*
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
my post above, that you responded to, was inappropriate and uncalled for sometimes i get carried away. my apologies mr. shot.
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#279036 - 10/04/07 07:36 AM Re: *DELETED*
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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longshot you need to meet stevie why. You two are made for each other.

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#279037 - 10/04/07 08:47 AM Re: *DELETED*
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
What religion is it this week? I'd vote Scientology but that is something you really have to devote a lot of time too.

BTW porn isn't something you can put off on a character, not with Luke Ford out there printing real names and locations when you say you are done with it.

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#279038 - 10/04/07 09:04 AM Re: *DELETED*
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I miss LA, and wish I could come back... and one day will... I was actually en route at the end of July, but got this feeling of Deja Vu and my wanderlust took over...I ended up taking a tour of Midwest and East coast Theme Parks while planning the next move.... Which well.... Is going to be an amazing journey of a lifetime...






I hope your amazing journey includes drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
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#279039 - 10/04/07 09:09 AM Re: *DELETED*
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What religion is it this week? I'd vote Scientology but that is something you really have to devote a lot of time too.

BTW porn isn't something you can put off on a character, not with Luke Ford out there printing real names and locations when you say you are done with it.




never put porn off as a character. I love porn and the porn biz. i wouldn't still be webmastering sites and shooting content if i didn't.
by the way,,, thanks k1ng. all i ask is that you take me for who i am, not who I was.
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#279040 - 10/04/07 09:35 AM Re: *DELETED*
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Each time longshot's back he's a different counter culture. Too bad its the cheap watered down kind found on a hot topic t shirt in the halloween section in november.
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#279041 - 10/04/07 11:09 AM Re: *DELETED*
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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all i ask is that you take me for who i am, not who I was.




I think wanting to move on is great. But, how can you move on after being in porn? maybe it's easier for the guys.

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#279042 - 10/04/07 08:12 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Post raped by Jack Venice
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#279043 - 10/04/07 09:10 PM Re: *DELETED*
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Post raped and butchered in Brazil.
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#279044 - 10/04/07 09:15 PM Re: *DELETED*
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Post re-posted by AVN, Luke Ford, Gene Ross and others.

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#279045 - 10/04/07 09:17 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#279046 - 10/04/07 09:21 PM Re: *DELETED*
Anonymous
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Post murdered by Chico Wang

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#279047 - 10/04/07 09:39 PM Re: *DELETED*
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
PLEASE!!! STOP!!!

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#279048 - 10/04/07 09:40 PM Re: *DELETED*
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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PLEASE!!! STOP!!!




We need a mod like Hardware to lock this bitch down, ADT style!
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#279049 - 10/04/07 09:41 PM Re: *DELETED*
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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PLEASE!!! STOP!!!




We need a mod like Hardware to lock this bitch down, ADT style!



AAAHHHH! and you used to run the Cage!!!! ::rips the rest of the hair out::

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#279050 - 10/04/07 10:35 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#279051 - 10/04/07 10:46 PM Re: *DELETED*
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
the calf implants made him do it

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#279052 - 10/05/07 02:11 AM Re: *DELETED*
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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PLEASE!!! STOP!!!



Post stopped by Anon
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#279053 - 10/05/07 02:20 AM Re: *DELETED*
Anonymous
Unregistered


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We need a mod like Hardware to lock this bitch down, ADT style!




Bitch locked down by Hardware

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#279054 - 10/05/07 02:33 AM Re: *DELETED*
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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We need a mod like Hardware to lock this bitch down, ADT style!




Bitch locked down by Hardware




No, that's not how it's done...you have to bracket your post with some lame crap about 'the mod stick', like so:

*Picks up the mod stick* This thread is threatening to turn into an interesting and passionate debate wherein both sides of the argument are eloquently put forth and discussed, so I'm locking it. *Puts down mod stick*

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#279055 - 10/05/07 02:37 AM Re: *DELETED*
Anonymous
Unregistered


Meh, too gay, even in jest.

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#279056 - 10/05/07 01:52 PM Re: *DELETED*
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I take a few days off from the board and you kids start tearing the Cage up.

Bunch of malcontents. Why aren't you out there sweeping my fucking yard? And Gia, get your ass over here and pleasure me, damn it.

Rob? That journey? How soon do you leave?
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#279057 - 10/05/07 07:19 PM Re: *DELETED*
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
oct 19th
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#279058 - 10/05/07 07:56 PM Re: *DELETED*
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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oct 19th




Please tell me that's the date you kill yourself.
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#279059 - 10/06/07 05:13 AM Re: *DELETED*
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haha... nope.

you'll see when i reach a spot i can upload pics from on like the 25th or so.
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#279060 - 10/10/07 09:21 AM Re: *DELETED*
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
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haha... nope.

you'll see when i reach a spot i can upload pics from on like the 25th or so.




I guess mommy and daddy finally kicked you out. Maybe when you get here you and Wankus can split the rent on a trash can, you know, to save the money you dont have.
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#279061 - 10/10/07 09:55 AM Re: *DELETED*
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haha... nope.

you'll see when i reach a spot i can upload pics from on like the 25th or so.




I guess mommy and daddy finally kicked you out. Maybe when you get here you and Wankus can split the rent on a trash can, you know, to save the money you dont have.




heh, "mommy" is one step from an asylum... one of the personal reasons i came back here, i was taking care of her... but i just can't take it anymore. too many years of hard partying. And my dads partying caught up with him almost a decade ago and put him in the ground.

oh... and unless you have moved far away from your last location.... HERE would not be the word there. L.A. is actually quite far from where I am going, though I am not exactly sure of my final destination yet. I will decide that along the journey.
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#279062 - 10/10/07 12:39 PM Re: *DELETED*
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I am not exactly sure of my final destination yet. I will decide that along the journey.




So what you're trying to say is that you've finally figured out the hobo lifestyle is for you? Excellent.
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#279063 - 10/10/07 12:41 PM Re: *DELETED*
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I am not exactly sure of my final destination yet. I will decide that along the journey.




So what you're trying to say is that you've finally figured out the hobo lifestyle is for you? Excellent.




i'm just coming out about my hobosexuality.
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#279064 - 10/10/07 01:49 PM Re: *DELETED*
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Why won't you hurry up and join Inkyo?

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#279065 - 10/10/07 02:45 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

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cause i'm not a murderer or a woman beater?
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#279066 - 10/10/07 06:59 PM Re: *DELETED*
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
rob, dont you mean WE will decide where WE are going? are you still married?
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#279067 - 10/10/07 07:16 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

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Posts: 1166
yeah, i just tend to only speak as I, because it's usually a given that means we, we are sorta like a hive mind sometimes... She's on board for whatever we do as well... she's gotten used to my wanderlust over the last 7 years. Hell.. this times shes encouraging it. She wanted to go back to LA, but i wanted to do something different and told her to come up with an idea... and then we kinda both combined powers to make a crazy and open itinerary.
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#279068 - 10/10/07 07:48 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Is wanderlust some emo term for transient couch surfing degenerate? what 'collective powers together?' you mean when you put your shopping carts filled with tin cans together? did one of you get fired from another job again? its just best if you two off your selves in a romeo and juliet type suicide.
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#279069 - 10/10/07 08:04 PM Re: *DELETED*
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yep... poor and emo.



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#279070 - 10/10/07 08:09 PM Re: *DELETED*
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i just laughed
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#279071 - 10/10/07 08:14 PM Re: *DELETED*
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#279072 - 10/10/07 08:14 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Hey! I like to feel like i am doing something, even if it literally is the LEAST i can do to help the environment.

Besides... 55mpg is nice... it will never pay for itself in what i could have saved going for a cheaper car, but it made parting with nearly 30k more tolerable.
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#279073 - 10/10/07 08:17 PM Re: *DELETED*
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too soon?

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#279074 - 10/10/07 08:18 PM Re: *DELETED*
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yep... poor and emo.





Rob, no offense, but that set of day-glo colors wennt out of style when Brent Frohoff retired from beach volleyball back in the early 90s. I'd invest in some nice tropical patterns from Reyn Spooner; they're a lot less expensive than Tommy Bahama.

Christian, are you hearing this?

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#279075 - 10/10/07 08:23 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Quote:

yep... poor and emo.





Rob, no offense, but that set of day-glo colors wennt out of style when Brent Frohoff retired from beach volleyball back in the early 90s. I'd invest in some nice tropical patterns from Reyn Spooner; they're a lot less expensive than Tommy Bahama.

Christian, are you hearing this?




LOL, I was taking a friend to Disney for the first time this weekend and I was wearing that jersey... Went up to get the wife a water and the girl behind the counter YELLS "WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR SHIRT!!!!"

I actually like Tommy Bahama, but i just very rarely wear patterns so I dont have many of them anymore... I'm more of a Kenneth Cole fan for things other than jerseys and "t-shirt and Jeans"
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#279076 - 10/10/07 08:25 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Quote:

yep... poor and emo.





Rob, no offense, but that set of day-glo colors wennt out of style when Brent Frohoff retired from beach volleyball back in the early 90s. I'd invest in some nice tropical patterns from Reyn Spooner; they're a lot less expensive than Tommy Bahama.

Christian, are you hearing this?





Chris is XPT's Joan Rivers LOL!

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#279077 - 10/11/07 12:29 AM Re: *DELETED*
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#279078 - 10/11/07 01:11 AM Re: *DELETED*
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As someone who does hair for a living, rob why is your hair always orange? get a toner for that shit or stop doing it at home. nice white sneakers with black pants. you dress like what if wankus won the lotto. Kenneth cole? girl, please. your 5 years behing the gay guys in idaho.
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#279079 - 10/11/07 07:33 AM Re: *DELETED*
Soopergrizz Offline
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Oh snap - Rob just got called out by a hairdresser! This is going to make one hell of a slap fight.
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#279080 - 10/11/07 07:43 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Rob, why don't you have tinted windows? Florida sun is brutal.
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#279081 - 10/11/07 07:47 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Probably doesn't want to get stopped and searched by the Po-Po. Which is wise. If he can get his ass kicked by a hairdresser, he doesn't want to see the inside of a prison.

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#279082 - 10/11/07 07:53 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Window tint isn't illegal in FL. Here in CA, it's legal up to a certain shade. I demanded the blackest of the blacks on my last ride but played it safe on this one.
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#279083 - 10/11/07 07:58 AM Re: *DELETED*
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I demanded the blackest of the blacks on my last ride but played it safe on this one.




Tritone will be pleased
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#279084 - 10/11/07 08:01 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Quote:

Window tint isn't illegal in FL.




Tell that to this guy. From The TAMPA TRIBUNE:

Police: Pulled Over For Excessive Tinting, Man Abandons Kids, Car

By Josh Poltilove of The Tampa Tribune

Published: October 7, 2007

TAMPA - When Reginald Cotton was pulled over for having too much windshield tinting on his car, he fled, leaving behind his two infants and a pill bottle filled with crack, deputies say.

Deputies shot Cotton, 30, with a Taser after a foot pursuit Saturday afternoon near U.S. Highway 301 and Sligh Avenue. He was arrested about 4:15 p.m.

When deputies looked into the car, they saw the children. When they searched under the driver's seat of Cotton's 1991 Chevrolet Caprice revealed a transparent pill bottle containing crack, an arrest affidavit shows.

He faces two felony counts of child neglect, a felony count of possessing cocaine with intent to sell and a felony count of driving with a revoked license.

Cotton, of 5711 N. 47th St., remains in Orient Road Jail, with bail set at $25,000.

There is no indication in a report what happened to the children.

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#279085 - 10/11/07 08:10 AM Re: *DELETED*
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yep... poor and emo.






The dress code sure is lax at your valet job.
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#279086 - 10/11/07 08:36 AM Re: *DELETED*
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yep... poor and emo.






You have been in Florida robbing you own mother of every last dime you piece of shit. And now thats shes broke you are moving on. I hope you die a very slow and painful death motherfucker.
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#279087 - 10/11/07 09:33 AM Re: *DELETED*
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i am big on coordinating brands as well. puma shirt, starter pants, and another brand of shoes is just no good. all adidas, nike, reebok, or puma is much better.
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#279088 - 10/11/07 09:47 AM Re: *DELETED*
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i am big on coordinating brands as well. puma shirt, starter pants, and another brand of shoes is just no good. all adidas, nike, reebok, or puma is much better.




fag.
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#279089 - 10/11/07 09:51 AM Re: *DELETED*
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i am big on coordinating brands as well. puma shirt, starter pants, and another brand of shoes is just no good. all adidas, nike, reebok, or puma is much better.




yeah... two words, laundry day. Only day I ever wear those pants (they don't fit right somehow.. i had only bought them when i first moved to LA and was waiting for my moving truck and needed gym pants.) Shoes are Reebok, usually i don't give a shit on the shoes as long as they are comfortable and suit my needs for the day... and those fuckers are the single most comfortable pair of shoes i have ever owned. Least comfortable being my old Versace dress shoes... looked good, but hurt by the end of the night.
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#279090 - 10/11/07 10:01 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Quote:

i am big on coordinating brands as well. puma shirt, starter pants, and another brand of shoes is just no good. all adidas, nike, reebok, or puma is much better.




yeah... two words, laundry day. Only day I ever wear those pants (they don't fit right somehow.. i had only bought them when i first moved to LA and was waiting for my moving truck and needed gym pants.) Shoes are Reebok, usually i don't give a shit on the shoes as long as they are comfortable and suit my needs for the day... and those fuckers are the single most comfortable pair of shoes i have ever owned. Least comfortable being my old Versace dress shoes... looked good, but hurt by the end of the night.




It's great that you always have an excuse for why you make bad decisions.

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#279091 - 10/11/07 10:07 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Quote:

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i am big on coordinating brands as well. puma shirt, starter pants, and another brand of shoes is just no good. all adidas, nike, reebok, or puma is much better.




yeah... two words, laundry day. Only day I ever wear those pants (they don't fit right somehow.. i had only bought them when i first moved to LA and was waiting for my moving truck and needed gym pants.) Shoes are Reebok, usually i don't give a shit on the shoes as long as they are comfortable and suit my needs for the day... and those fuckers are the single most comfortable pair of shoes i have ever owned. Least comfortable being my old Versace dress shoes... looked good, but hurt by the end of the night.




It's great that you always have an excuse for why you make bad decisions.




No, there is never an excuse for some bad decisions...

Working with Trinity James for example.
Leaving Extreme.
Thinking taking back up smoking weed was a good idea (nope, it was really stupid)
The whole three strip goatee thing.
Voting for Ralph Nader in 2000
Not fucking my exes best friend when i had the chance.
Masturbating in inappropriate places as a teeneage (i.e. while having dinner with grandparents.)
Going to work for AMA Joe.... (that one still makes me hit my head against the stupid tree)

no excuses there.
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#279092 - 10/11/07 10:23 AM Re: *DELETED*
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oh, and no excuse for the yellow of that shirt... which the wife constantly reminds me is the biggest mistake of all....
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#279093 - 10/11/07 10:24 AM Re: *DELETED*
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And don't forget buying keiko those bolt-ons with your dead grandpa's money.

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#279094 - 10/11/07 10:29 AM Re: *DELETED*
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And don't forget buying keiko those bolt-ons with your dead grandpa's money.




gramps is still alive... i know, he was regaling us with some awesome WW2 tales last weekend.

and the boobs... the boobs are awesome. Even the doctor is impressed with them.

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#279095 - 10/11/07 10:32 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Let me get this straight: You actually whacked off while sitting down at the dinner table... With your Grandparents?!?!?!?!?

There are few things stupider in this world than voting for Ralph Nader, but, boy, did you top that.

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#279096 - 10/11/07 10:36 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Let me get this straight: You actually whacked off while sitting down at the dinner table... With your Grandparents?!?!?!?!?

There are few things stupider in this world than voting for Ralph Nader, but, boy, did you top that.




At a restaurant too, the food hadn't come yet though... i mean I was like 13-14...... but yeah... I used to do it in school too... in class. i was like a masturbation ninja.

I obviously developed self control at some point. I now only masturbate when is appropriate.

It's not like i've ever pulled a Barret Blade and whipped it out in a supermarket because it itched.
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#279097 - 10/11/07 10:39 AM Re: *DELETED*
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where are you working now Rob?

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#279098 - 10/11/07 10:40 AM Re: *DELETED*
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where are you working now Rob?




The Talahassee home for the Blind, from the looks of it.

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#279099 - 10/11/07 10:48 AM Re: *DELETED*
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where are you working now Rob?




The Talahassee home for the Blind, from the looks of it.




Right now... I just finished a contract show design job for a seasonal event at a local attraction, and working on a few websites both industry and non. I like having my own time to myself... besides, i have been doing lots of traveling the last few months on the east coast and north mid-west... so being chained to an office would have been stupid.

Thankfully i found someone to take over my lease for when i move next week.
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#279100 - 10/11/07 10:55 AM Re: *DELETED*
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yeah... two words, laundry day. Only day I ever wear those pants (they don't fit right somehow.. i had only bought them when i first moved to LA and was waiting for my moving truck and needed gym pants.) Shoes are Reebok, usually i don't give a shit on the shoes as long as they are comfortable and suit my needs for the day... and those fuckers are the single most comfortable pair of shoes i have ever owned. Least comfortable being my old Versace dress shoes... looked good, but hurt by the end of the night.




Dude, just fucking admit you went to the wrong department. Stop shopping in the men's department and go back to buying your clothes at the kids section at Wal-Mart.

Here you can get a Spider-Man shirt for $4. It should fit your mom's budget.
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#279101 - 10/11/07 10:58 AM Re: *DELETED*
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Right now... I just finished a contract show design job for a seasonal event at a local attraction




That means you were in charge of garbage can placement when one of those scuzzy fairs came to town? Did you show the carnies where to get cheap drugs at?

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#279102 - 10/11/07 12:45 PM Re: *DELETED*
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A Prius? Hey, things are really looking up, Rob. If you'd stayed in porn you'd be on a skateboard by now.
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#279103 - 10/11/07 06:18 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Rob, why don't you have tinted windows? Florida sun is brutal.




Forget his windows, why doesn't he have that shirt tinted? He looks like a glowstick with legs.
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#279104 - 10/11/07 07:07 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Corky
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A Prius? Hey, things are really looking up, Rob. If you'd stayed in porn you'd be on a skateboard by now.




Lmao.. seriously.Corky owes me a Grey Goose and Tonic.

Rob..what compells you bro? You're a fucken horrible poster.
Aside from your musical tastes you're what my buddies and I refer to in golf terms as a "Hitler". That is 2 shots in a bunker . And if it were up to me I'd sand wedge your face in instead of scrolling past your has-been posts.

Good luck on your Kingpin journey dude... I hope you find yourself and lose your laptop.
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#279105 - 10/11/07 11:29 PM Re: *DELETED*
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Rob, why don't you have tinted windows? Florida sun is brutal.




Forget his windows, why doesn't he have that shirt tinted? He looks like a glowstick with legs.




i loled.
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#279106 - 10/11/07 11:35 PM Re: *DELETED*
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i am big on coordinating brands as well. puma shirt, starter pants, and another brand of shoes is just no good. all adidas, nike, reebok, or puma is much better.




fag.





No. I think that Christian should start a thread in the tradition of....


An ASK CHRISTIAN lifestyle thread would be grand.

Seriously, Christian what do you think of your Boy Devon Brown signing with Lebron and the Cavs? I think it will allow Lebron to play the 4 spot more.


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#279107 - 10/12/07 03:50 PM Re: *DELETED*
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#279108 - 10/12/07 09:29 PM Re: *DELETED*
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I demanded the blackest of the blacks on my last ride but played it safe on this one.




Tritone will be pleased




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