Brittaney Starr Visits the Stern Show

NY [howardstern.com]- Brittaney Starr stopped by to promote her new single, “I Wanna F’ the DJ,” and told Howard that he would have to feel her double-Ds to see if they were real.

Brittaney revealed that she masturbates three times a day by humping pillows, which led everyone to suggest that she hook up with Eric the Midget. Howard asked Brittaney what she fantasizes about, so she confessed that she thinks about banging a guy who turns out to be her long lost dad and the “little Asian women” who do her nails.

Brittaney reported that she had an Asian girlfriend and recently filmed a scene with Nick “Dropping Loads” Manning. Howard played a clip of Brittaney banging Nick and then asked her to get naked. Brittaney stripped down, got on the Sybian, and sang her song as Gary turned up the Sybian dial.

Brittaney screamed intermittently, eventually climaxing before she could make it through the whole song.

Artie asked Brittaney if he could feel her tits, and she obliged. As he felt her up, Artie said her tits were “fantastic,” dedicating his actions to “all the teachers at Union High who said I'd never amount to anything.” Artie asked for a kiss, but when Brittaney balked, Howard told her to imagine a little Asian girl. Brittaney kissed Artie and said he was actually really good, adding that she wouldn't mind kissing him again.

Brittaney said she would date Artie, so Artie told her that he'd give her a call the next time he was in Vegas. Brittaney then told the crew that a certain “Police Academy” star picked her up in Vegas, and when they got back to his hotel room, he “whipped out”his penis.

Brittaney claimed that his penis was “really nice” - so nice, in fact, she now wishes she had done him. Howard remarked that he didn't know if this was true and thanked Brittaney for coming in.

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Dear God, that song she is hawking made my ears bleed. Have a listen it's on her myspace profile HERE