If there's one thing guys are good at, it's self-deception. Pinupmutant, odds are that whoever you pick as a male friend, he will always, deep down, hope that maybe one day you'll open the door bare ass naked with a handful of rubbers.

It's just the way we are. Or a lot of us, at least.

He may never, ever mention it, but trust me, there's always that one glimmer of hope.