Porn is about exploitation. That's a big part of the turn-on. I have absolutely no qualms about enjoying it. The performers have their own demons to contend with, as do I. That's just life.

In the meantime, I plan to continue to party like it's 2012 (final year of the Mayan calendar; also the year that many soothsayers predict for the start of Armageddon. Yeehaaaaaaaaaa!).

"Party on, Garth!" "Party on, Wayne!"