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#278650 - 10/01/07 10:35 PM Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Name some girls who would never in a million years win a beauty contest but for whatever reason you still find sexy. Kim Deal _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#278651 - 10/01/07 11:08 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Kelly Clarkson. And I hate myself for it. Her body is awful. Really small cans considering her body type, giant hips and thighs, average looks at best, apparently does nothing to stay in shape other than bending her elbow to stuff her face with a cheeseburger, but I'd still shag her raw if I had the chance. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#278652 - 10/01/07 11:09 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	oprah bank account make that bitch sexy an a mufucker.
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#278653 - 10/02/07 11:40 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Steffi Graf _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#278654 - 10/03/07 12:03 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
ChuckSpears AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/01/05 Posts: 537 Loc: Holly Randall's garden	Sarah Jessica Parker
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#278655 - 10/03/07 12:08 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Sarah Jessica Parker _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278656 - 10/03/07 12:22 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	double up the ugh there.... but ill toss in Travel Channel's Samantha Brown.... i have no idea why... but she does it for me. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278657 - 10/03/07 12:35 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Laura Prepon _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278658 - 10/03/07 12:37 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Laura Prepon how is she not that hot... personally i always thought she was smokin. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278659 - 10/03/07 12:41 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	When compared to these, for example: _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278660 - 10/03/07 12:54 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: When compared to these, for example: well... ok... ill give you that. but few can be compared to Scarlett and Charlize. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278661 - 10/03/07 01:34 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	To be perfectly honest,I'll never figure our how Scarlett Johanson attained 'babe' status. She's got a great rack and all but her face is too Debi Mazar-ish for my liking. And zero charisma. Granted,I'd still hit it....I'd just be thinking of Kate Winslet. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#278662 - 10/03/07 02:47 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Scarlett Johansen is a pale, pasty pig with her nose up Woody Allen's ass. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#278663 - 10/03/07 02:50 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Parker Posey. Always had a thing for her and don't know why. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#278664 - 10/03/07 02:50 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Scarlett Johansen is a pale, pasty pig with her nose up Woody Allen's ass. She speaks well of you ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278665 - 10/03/07 02:54 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Parker Posey. Yes! Something we can agree on. I once saw her at bar on the lower east side. She was completely drunk and kept cursing about how she was never going to work for NBC. Fuck NBC! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278666 - 10/03/07 03:02 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Tony, ya must be slightly blind... but.. anyway... This one has been on my mind lately cause a project i was working on had me watching Nightmare on Elm Street 1,3 and 4 over and over..... Heather Langenkamp _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278667 - 10/03/07 09:02 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	this lady can afford evertthing you can imagine = damm she fine.
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#278668 - 10/03/07 01:28 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	i always loved sammy from days of our lives even when she was chunky and mean. _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#278669 - 10/03/07 01:40 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Quote: i always loved sammy from days of our lives even when she was chunky and mean. you need help my man.
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#278670 - 10/03/07 01:42 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Scarlett Johansen is a pale, pasty pig with her nose up Woody Allen's ass. I don't find her attractive either, and maybe it's because she reminds me of a cousin of mine, but I think she so bleh. I don't even think I'd wanna see her naked. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#278671 - 10/03/07 01:44 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Quote: i always loved sammy from days of our lives even when she was chunky and mean. you need help my man. Guapo, it's Christian. He'd fuck anything. He's like Mikey from Life Cereal.
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#278672 - 10/03/07 01:46 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: maybe it's because she reminds me of a cousin of mine, maybe i spent to long in the south... but that would just make me wanna bang her more. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278673 - 10/03/07 01:49 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	Chloe Sevigny.
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#278674 - 10/03/07 01:53 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Quote: Chloe Sevigny. is that ted nugent? he aint got money like oprah got. oprah spend ted nugent life savings type of money over the weekend.
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#278675 - 10/03/07 02:36 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Uma Thurman For me she's like Julia Roberts. Make a list of her individual physical attributes and it looks good on paper. Put them all together and it somehow comes up short. Attachments 268403-uma.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#278676 - 10/03/07 04:07 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Scarlett Johansen is a pale, pasty pig with her nose up Woody Allen's ass. She has nice tits though _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#278677 - 10/03/07 05:20 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Quote: Scarlett Johansen is a pale, pasty pig with her nose up Woody Allen's ass. She has nice tits though amazingly nice and add me in on Uma too.... something about her just makes me want to toss her down and fight out a good fuck with her... also Penelope Cruz _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278678 - 10/03/07 05:43 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Are you kidding me? I think she's hot as fuck. I watched this movie a couple of weeks ago and had permawood from the opening credits on. Attachments 268443-bandidas.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#278679 - 10/03/07 05:52 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Are you kidding me? I think she's hot as fuck. I watched this movie a couple of weeks ago and had permawood from the opening credits on. aye... that movie, with those two.... yeah... my hand wasnt off my cock either. Volver also was great. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278680 - 10/09/07 04:07 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
lame or cool Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/21/07 Posts: 69	Alexandria Monstar
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#278681 - 10/09/07 05:52 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Ashley Blue. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#278682 - 10/12/07 12:22 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Attachments 270079-ENTER-MEANGIRLS-7-ABA.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#278683 - 10/12/07 12:45 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: yeah, ill double that one. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#278684 - 10/12/07 07:55 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: yeah, ill double that one. She kind of looks like Kinko only less worthless and stupid. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#278685 - 10/12/07 01:21 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Sarah Jessica Parker i hate that bitch
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#278686 - 10/12/07 01:22 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America
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#278687 - 10/13/07 06:59 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	So far Chloe Sevigny is the best entry. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278688 - 10/20/07 06:20 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Julia Stiles. Attachments 271848-stiles.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#278689 - 10/21/07 06:11 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Julia Stiles. I see a resemblance to Julie Meadows here. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#278690 - 10/21/07 06:26 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Marilyn Monroe. I know the world sees her as a classic beauty, but my attraction to blondes is sporadic at best and I've just never been able to see what the big deal was about her. Attachments 271897-marilyn.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#278691 - 10/21/07 09:33 AM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	I like Emily Perkins ( of the Ginger Snaps series ) She has a big bump on her nose - looks like she had broken it in the past but I think she looks awesome with it! I think she is way hot and wish she could be in more movies Attachments 271920-8827699_gal.jpg (6 downloads)
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#278692 - 10/21/07 01:41 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Of the "Ginger Snap" girls I prefer Katharine Isabelle. She looks a bit like Madison Monroe. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278693 - 10/21/07 02:13 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Sarah Silverman. I only find her comedy mildly amusing, though. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#278694 - 10/21/07 02:46 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Sarah Silverman. I only find her comedy mildly amusing, though. I don't know why, but I think she's very hot. I don't really like her comedy, but I like looking at her. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#278695 - 10/21/07 02:50 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	My friend has a thing for Nanny Jo from Nanny911. I have a thing for Kyra Sedjewick right now. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#278696 - 10/21/07 02:52 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I have a thing for Kyra Sedjewick right now. Can't get into Kyra. EDIT I've been having naughty thoughts about Lauren Ambrose. btw, Lauren's older than Briana Banks ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#278697 - 10/21/07 03:08 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: I have a thing for Kyra Sedjewick right now. I like her too. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#278698 - 10/21/07 05:17 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Lauren Ambrose is hot.
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#278699 - 10/21/07 09:02 PM Re: Hot chicks who aren't that hot.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Sarah Silverman!!! She is soooooo fucking hot, she is smart and nasty and would know exactly what to SAY and...and.... Kyra Sedgwick Rocks too Scarlett can suck woody's toothpick and defoliate Bill Murray's Nostrils for all I care. Fuckin Jimmy Kimmel, I used to listen to him on KROQ back when I could still drive down in LA ... what a fuckwad. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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