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As long as I can avoid being anything like Longshot during this metamorphosis I'll definitely hold off slashing my wrists.

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hey, i got fat cause i was eating well... making money does that to ya sometimes, one day when you can afford a hot meal you may discover that.

The funniest part is still the first time I met you Ryan.... I was taking a piss at Sardo's and your ass wandered up and started telling me how big a fan you were and how "that scene you did with Julie Night in Taste That Ass was AMAZING!!!.... for a minute i though you were gonna drop to your knees and start asking me to feed you goldfish.

Little note.... worst place to tell someone your a fan... a mens room. Unless your talking to george micheal, graham norton or Sen. Craig.

oh.... and no matter how fat i got.... i still had a hard dick 9/10 times.. unlike you... who bat what... 0.3/10?
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