Shane's World announces the cancellation of a planned "College Invasion: Sleep Assault" series.

They confirmed that recent auditions of sorority girls at colleges in the Northwest didn't go quite as well as planned. Many of the girls didn't seem to understand what exactly was expected of them and actually balked at the idea of being awoken from a sound sleep to have sex with a herpes infected pornstars whom they had never met before ... let alone invited up to their bedrooms.

While this project has been taken off-line, Shane's World has gone "green light" with a new & different series: "Coma Victim Invasion"!

"We're pretty sure that these woman won't be nearly as difficult to deal with as the waking sorority girls of "Sleep Assault," said Megan of Shane's World. "In fact they all are really sweet and comply with any demands our director has of them! No complaints at all!!"